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.Some days I ask myself, how is Jen even real? Like, it’s surreal that she’s this age and acting this way and living this life.
I work in the school system. Not only is she real, she is the norm now a days. The parents we deal with are mostly morons who are so busy focusing on themselves they just cant be bothered with their own children.. -
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Disney just released this. I bet Jen is steaming those Pearl status cruisers get first pick!! Attached Image
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The sad thing about her Disney experience is that once the race is over, she has literally nobody. Depressing. . -
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I have and may see her again soon, depending on Mr U’s schedule. And if Robo Beefy Gene keeps to her standard way of doing the same before bib pick up and after races activities. As she lets her employers know, then espying her will be easy.
One big question is Will she manufacture more Swiftie bracelets or does she have enough leftovers to not bother?
I saw yet another hair bow this morning, it was being worn by a 5 or 6 year old, so age appropriate. Snd it wasn’t holding back s comb over, so props to mom.. -
.QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 3/13/2024, 09:35 PM)I am still trying to make my way through the first Run Disney Video. I had to laugh when she bemoaned her decision to "part ways" with her 2012 Run Disney Mug. It reminded me of the whole episode "can't decide about the jar"- I think that one may have become a thread title.
eta: the whole ""merch" haul is just like Jen of Yore. Especially her long-winded justification of the $95 jacket. I mean, it was smart of her to get that $959 Platinum pass. Cause she saves 20% off. It's almost like Disney is paying her. Savvy, like Jen
OMG the jar! I totally forgot about that.
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She's Always a Woman by Billy Joel came on the radio today as I drove home from work. And of course I thought of the cringey crooning Jen vlogs 😆 . -
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I have tried to imagine what it must look like to be behind her as she's talking to "you guys" in the camera. Even what it must look like to a fly on the wall in her hotel room, facing the mirror and holding up a camera.
The videos have no other real purpose. Not to showcase anything about Disney, how to sign up for the races, what to do when you get there, what the parks have to offer.
Jen's wakeup time, Jen's bedtime, Jen's pace, Jen's time, Jen's snacks, Jen's meals, Jen's luggage, Jen's outfit, Jen's Target haul, Jen's hip, Jen's bunions, Jen's bath, Jen's need to connect with people, Jen posing with characters.
I think the purpose of these videos helps no-one and serves no-one but Jen, and she can say she wants to share all she wants - I will always believe that share = show off her unlimited free time and unlimited budget for all the people who have and continue to reject her.
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.I have questioned, more than once, if Jen is CGI/AI (and the joke is on us). Has anyone here actually seen her in person?
Of course. Don't you remember the scolding we got when a baker took a picture of Jen in the wild wearing her biker shorts that shows dat ass was bigger than what Jen shows us?
Omg! Yes! Thank you!! Where is my head! I am surprised there haven’t been more sightings and more people in Jen’s real life posting here.. -
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She was cute, although greasy, in her 20's, when ladies could aspire to be a rich, taken care of, useless twat.
problem is, women grow up, don't want a daddy to take care of them.
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Not really a special treat every second Wednesday when you also take yourself to the same cafe on a Thursday 😂 
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That croissant is burnt. . -
.I have tried to imagine what it must look like to be behind her as she's talking to "you guys" in the camera. Even what it must look like to a fly on the wall in her hotel room, facing the mirror and holding up a camera.
The videos have no other real purpose. Not to showcase anything about Disney, how to sign up for the races, what to do when you get there, what the parks have to offer.
Jen's wakeup time, Jen's bedtime, Jen's pace, Jen's time, Jen's snacks, Jen's meals, Jen's luggage, Jen's outfit, Jen's Target haul, Jen's hip, Jen's bunions, Jen's bath, Jen's need to connect with people, Jen posing with characters.
I think the purpose of these videos helps no-one and serves no-one but Jen, and she can say she wants to share all she wants - I will always believe that share = show off her unlimited free time and unlimited budget for all the people who have and continue to reject her.
In the Donfending video, he said that Jen needs to feel like she has a job. I think that's all the videos are. They allow her to believe that she's "working" and is not a totally useless person (even though that's exactly what she is). A real job would take too much effort.. -
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Her typical croissant and oatmeal latte. The reason she still on a kick is because her body is craving the empty calorie carbohydrates she’s getting from the croissant.
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I find coffee orders so boring and all I see is a huge lump of saturated fat in that croissant. Try again Jenbo. Who cares? I skimmed through her race video just now and it's just groundhog day yet again. The rainbow cake looked unpleasant and she looked ridiculous. . -
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So I guess it’s still bread season. Or do croissants not count as bread?
What was the “can’t decide about a jar” incident?.
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