RapidlyAgedSinceBecomingUncagedLikeJen Pt. 450

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    That closet is embarrassing. It's nothing but her slob depression outfits, workout gear, and run Disney costumes/ears.

    Fatty is definitely purging things dat ass doesn't fit into anymore. It expands so fast she has to constantly buy new stuff. :shifty:
     
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    FatShamedByLuluSoCrownedKeepsMeDeluluLikeJen
     
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    Those poor sweatpants are STRUGGLING. My god, they are stretched to the max by dat ass. Is that a medium? It's time to skip large and reach straight for an XL. Every lump and dump is visible.
     
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    Of course her “babies” are capable of doing their own laundry. They’ve been training for service work at the soup kitchen since they were toddlers! Remember, Jen has been moaning and whining about doing allllllll the laundry for years. The only reason she doesn’t make them do their own now is because she won’t share her claundry with them.
     
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    I can't watch right now and the FOMO is killing me :waiting-hand-gesture-smiley-emo

    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 3/15/2024, 11:15 AM) 
    Pulls out a Helly Hansen jacket with a Mickey on it and says she got in on the Alaska Disney Cruise last year.

    "How cute is that? WHAT AM I EVEN DOING WITH MY LIFE?"

    OMG... The shocking lack of awareness keeps me following her. :hi-computer-smiley-emoticon:

    The white one? IIRC it was ~$225175 and she planned to put it in her owner's locker and make it her "Disney rain jacket". I was wondering why we hadn't seen it. Shoved in the back of the closet with the rest of her impulse purchases, I see.

    Too bad Charlotte had to leave that doll, perhaps given it as a gift to a friend or a sister. Oh well!

    eta hauled the jacket at 17:55 HERE

    Edited by WhereDoesDaddySleep - 3/15/2024, 11:40 AM
     
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    Lol, I remember when the smaller closet was being considered for another man sometime in the possible future.

    "Move over, sir. I've got too much Crowned Athletic shit for one walk in closet!"
     
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    The best thing about this video is how great it makes me feel about my own closet. She has such a hideous collection of clothes, it's all athletic wear. And yet, the watermelon shirt is still in the mix. Would it even fit her anymore. I'm really curious about her obvious attachment to that shirt, any thoughts?

    She doesn't know what to do, so many ears, is she ever going to find a storage solution for all the overflow? How about STOP BUYING THEM! She truly does not deny herself anything, ever. It's disgusting.
     
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    Her entire life is dedicated to working out like a maniac and living in Crowned Athletic outfits.... yet she looks like that?! How much food is she inhaling daily to still be gaining weight?

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    Booga booga!

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    sweat pants are not her friend
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    Warning: the montage music is 1950s Peanuts dueling pianos and it's painful
     
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    Stupid freak is being weird about holidays and children again. Just say you have kids' Christmas and Easter things in the bins and move on. She still thinks some kid is watching these videos and will be scandalized if she dares imply Santa and the Easter Bunny aren't real. :rolleyes:
     
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    Pop quiz: How old is the owner of this wardrobe?

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    Oh, FFS. Another 7pm live. Do these dumb patrons eat dinner at the same time as the circumstances?

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    She exercises for 3 hours a day and can't pull her shirts over her butt.

    QUOTE (merino wool underwear @ 3/15/2024, 10:42 AM) 
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