Krusty Musty Æss Entremanure and Viperous C*nt Pt. 55

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    QUOTE (Onetime @ 4/4/2024, 21:41) 
    QUOTE (poopette metis @ 4/3/2024, 09:43 PM) 
    I don't understand what she expects. She always has to have the latest and greatest, but there's so much reliance on wireless technology and a lot of it doesn't have years of testing behind it. Things will go wrong. They shouldn't, but when you have an electric vehicle or a car that's heavily reliant on a microchip, this is what can happen 🤷🏻‍♀️ It sounds like Rivian is being reasonable and sending a new car. I don't understand why she's putting them on blast. The last Tesla was also in the shop pretty soon after getting it iirc.

    She said it was the bluetooth transponder that recognizes the key fob. That could happen in a gas car, right? Her car is under warranty and she will get a loner car.

    That looks like a giant car, doesn't it? But it did get in the garage!

    Did she try replacing the battery in the key fob?


    //sarcasm 😂


    Why anyone would buy that nasty Cybertruck and then wrap it so it looks even more like a prop in Robocop is beyond me. Like if that was tailgating me on the highway or came up behind me at night...then you realize what it is and that it's just a douchebag driving 🤷🏻‍♀️
     
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    she named her laundry detergent ARISTOCRAT. i'm dying lmaoooo
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    Ahhhh yes the old Norwegian word Aristocrats.
    All the wealthy Aristocrats in Houston drive Cybertrucks btw. 🤡
     
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    new office hours video. she's looking.......unwell.

    www.instagram.com/p/C5Y_M99ubwA/

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    Didn’t think it was possible but here she is descending from bad to worse…
     
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    I wonder how much more money she is going to waste on all these terrible ideas before she finally admits she isn't good at marketing, or product design, or branding, or website design, etc, etc, etc.
     
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    QUOTE (Van Solo @ 5/4/2024, 22:08) 
    she named her laundry detergent ARISTOCRAT. i'm dying lmaoooo
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    It smells like a 100 year old man.
     
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    QUOTE (MeatPattyHead @ 4/5/2024, 03:20 PM) 
    QUOTE (Van Solo @ 5/4/2024, 22:08) 
    she named her laundry detergent ARISTOCRAT. i'm dying lmaoooo
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    It smells like a 100 year old man.

    :hearty-laugh: :hearty-laugh: :hearty-laugh: :hearty-laugh:
     
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    It’s a giant macaroni smiling at you aristocratically.
     
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    Things are getting desperate.
     
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    CITAZIONE (Van Solo @ 5/4/2024, 22:08) 
    she named her laundry detergent ARISTOCRAT. i'm dying lmaoooo
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    ARISTOCRAP LAUNDRY DETERGENT
    *Now even you can smell like musty Krusty's "Norweigan" Aesshole
     
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    At first I thought it was an April Fool’s Joke but apparently not then 😳
    And that picture… she looks like she could be 65..
     
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    I fixed it
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    GOODBYE KIMBE, WE BARELY KNEW THEE!!
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    also, she's pretending she's an anesthesiologist again.
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    Um, Krusty you haven't looked that clean in years. Time to update the photo. And grow out the Lord Farquaad hair.

    Also, this has nothing to do with the shitty candles you produce.
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