Krusty Musty Æss Entremanure and Viperous C*nt Pt. 55

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    “Energy repair protection & enhancement service”. Lmao next she’ll wanna charge for air. Fucking psycho!! 😳
    www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRwr79J1/

    I got reminded of this phrase cause I remember Medusa talking about it before.
     
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    krusty just launched smaller, 8 oz, single wick candles that will be $45.00. she's doing office hours now and said people were buying these before she even listed them. HUH???? she also says "their finance team" doesn't like how good of a deal she's giving her customers. LMAOOOOO.
     
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    That would be Shacket….
     
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    Her finance team that consists of her dad? 🙄
     
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    That’s Shacket
     
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    Maybe her Finance Team is Erik, holding meetings with Bernie Madoff.
     
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    THE ABSOLUTE DELUSION GOING ON HERE. holy shit her mind a ball of fucking yarn.
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    she's also removed from both her AEmbr IG page and website that her brand is mutagan-free, carcinogenic-free and meets PROP 65 requirements. this is either due to her shitty new laundry detergent and/or she's cheapening out on her frag oils to save $$$ cause she's hemorrhaging cash like crazy.
     
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    That does not even look like her!
     
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    I cannot wait for her to get sued for all of her lies.
     
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    The last paragraph really is all of her delusions and lies in one sentence. The crap grammar really was the icing on the cake though. ‘…AEMBR quickly became fastest growing home fragrance…’ You are THE most embarrassing person KB.
     
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    Hahaha what’s with the pose on that ridiculous picture? Scratching her crusty scalp? She’s really not cute even when made up and photoshopped.
     
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    I think the 8oz $45 candle is a good idea. Couple that with all her popups and email/text list ways to get a discount, the price is now SOMEWHAT reasonable.

    Three months should provide her with plenty of data to show that it's time to throw in the towel.
     
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    QUOTE (xphiler4ever @ 4/27/2024, 11:27 AM) 
    I think the 8oz $45 candle is a good idea. Couple that with all her popups and email/text list ways to get a discount, the price is now SOMEWHAT reasonable.

    Three months should provide her with plenty of data to show that it's time to throw in the towel.

    fun fact: she doesn't allow you to use the $20.00 referral discount on the new smaller candles nor the "vintage" ones that she has at the same price point. you also aren't eligible for 25% cash back (which is cash back that can ONLY be used for a future AEmbr order) if you use any discount code on that order. she is not giving anyone an actual deal.

    she even said in her "office hours" video yesterday (which she said she wasn't going to make a permanent post) that the double wick candles don't necessarily fill up your whole house, so i can't imagine how poor the throw on the 8 oz 1 wick ones are going to be, especially since it looks like they are not even being filled up 3/4th of the way. there will be zero throw on these babies.

    oh, and also, her "freeshipping50" code means jack shit since if you're buying a vintage or new 8 oz candle, you're still $5.00 below the price you need to be to get free shipping, so you either have to buy some shitty accessory that you don't want or need, or need to buy another candle that will bring your price to $90.00 which is just $9.00 away from her original offer of free shipping at $99.00

    i guess her reel of her dancing and jiggling her disgusting belly talking about getting that cold call and she'll be offering free 2 day shipping was a lie because she's said nothing further about it.

    she says she's already working on winter 2024. dear god, just end this circus already.
     
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    If Yacket is handling her finances on this then that is very telling about the conversation they had that upset her. Whatever money she put into it is long gone. This is all HB bleeding money because he can’t stand up to her.
     
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