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    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 29/3/2024, 20:20) 
    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 29/3/2024, 20:10) 
    But she can’t take one of the lights they already have. She needs a third one for traveling.

    Did anybody get the binoculars part? I know she needs a pair of cruise binoculars, and one pair that stays in her traveling hoard….but it kind of sounded like each kid had their own set of cruise binoculars as well….? Or did I mishear that?

    I think the kids both got their own pair of binoculars for the Alaskan cruise.

    And they don't share. Let's not forget about the nintendo swtiches with identical games.
     
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 3/29/2024, 08:23 PM) 
    Oh please, Jenny… YOU like the “at sea” days so that you can have your ME time.

    Exactly! She is a lazy mofo who can’t handle, or enjoy, unstructured time with her children. She’s the only adult! With TWO! Babies! Her heart! Her love podiums! Her top priority!
     
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    QUOTE (BannedInUtah @ 29/3/2024, 20:25) 
    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 29/3/2024, 20:20) 
    I think the kids both got their own pair of binoculars for the Alaskan cruise.

    And they don't share. Let's not forget about the nintendo swtiches with identical games.

    And the exact same Pet Place stickers books for the cruise because the sibs like to play together but not share. :nono2:
     
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    She says there's room to put things under the beds if she needs to. I've never been on a cruise, but I am horrified at the thought of putting things under what's essentially a hotel bed. You can't tell me they clean under there all that often.

    She also lets her kids put their toys in the drawers.

    It makes my skin crawl.
     
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 3/29/2024, 08:25 PM) 
    New pet peeve: Her use of "historically" when she means "usually" or "generally."

    YES!! Omg.

    Another one: I can’t stand it when she turns adjectives into nouns (for example “deliciousness”)! I can’t stand her low grade, embarrassing pretentiousness. Like, she tries so hard to be pretentious, clever, cute, or exclusive, but she is so dumb, she can’t even manage that. I’m not familiar enough with the Jen canon to tell if that is something Jen came up with, or if that is something she adopted from the Rosses….but ugh. It peeves me. She does it over and over again.
     
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    Oh, and she decided she needed a new, positive adjective, so she uses “delightful” over and over again. Ugh. Stab me in the head.
     
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 29/3/2024, 20:30) 
    She says there's room to put things under the beds if she needs to. I've never been on a cruise, but I am horrified at the thought of putting things under what's essentially a hotel bed. You can't tell me they clean under there all that often.

    She also lets her kids put their toys in the drawers.

    It makes my skin crawl.

    I’d be shocked if anyone didn’t unpack on a cruise. Everything goes in to the drawers and wardrobes and the empty suitcases go under the bed.
     
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    I've never felt called to change my username but damn, I'd be lying if I said Cruise Pajamas doesn't have me tempted!

    What a freak. Her brain needs to be donated to science one day. They way she can't wrap her robo mind about items being able to serve more than one very specific purpose needs to be studied. Imagine she wore cruise pajamas at 90210? The horror!
     
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    I am pissing myself laughing at this 41 year old’s Winnie the hedgehog soft toy on the bed, next to her other soft toy no less!

    This woman is never getting laid again.

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    She packed a “backup selection of extra sticker sheets.”

    She’s actually insane.
     
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 3/29/2024, 02:12 PM) 
    She packed a “backup selection of extra sticker sheets.”

    She’s actually insane.

    It's like watching a train wreck. You don't want to look but you can't bear to look away from the destruction....that's her life.

    You know, when she gets old, she'll be the one sitting in a wheelchair at the nursing home just chattering all day long.
     
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    Can you imagine Jill walking into Jen’s bedroom and seeing Winnie the hedgehog on the bed? :hearty-laugh:

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    Just wondering....is there any place to buy SaVORski crystals in GAVelston? What about Guacamo-LAY or DAYcor for your house?
     
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    QUOTE (ZizizouzouTWO! @ 3/29/2024, 04:09 PM)
    I am pissing myself laughing at this 41 year old’s Winnie the hedgehog soft toy on the bed, next to her other soft toy no less!

    This woman is never getting laid again.

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    Not by a man or woman but probably by.......

    I'll see myself out :smashing_computer: :sick:
     
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    Reminder of what we're working with here

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