FromDesignerBagstoSaddlebagsLikeJen Pt. 452

Idiot savant

Posted on 30/3/2024, 16:35

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This idiot thinking she is so smart for labeling the AirTags by name so she knows exactly which bag is missing and doesn’t have to guess.
Hey Jen- the bag that is missing would be THE ONE YOU DON’T HAVE. That’s how you know which one is gone, you moron.

Donnie “mommy Jen I lost my backpack”
Jen “well let’s consult the tracker to see which backpack it is” like a dumber Dora the Explorer

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Posted on 30/3/2024, 17:21

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QUOTE (Justwastingtime @ 3/30/2024, 08:11 AM)

OH FFS! My daughter is the same age as hers and she’d eye-roll if I tried to entertain her with stickers and crayons. She outgrew the crap Jen packed 4 years ago.

My kid packs her own carry on now. She throws in a Harry Potter or Wings of Fire book and her iPad and that’s all she needs to fly across the county.

Lol! Same. My son is 8 and absolutely LOVES Pokémon. I found a Pokémon coloring book on Amazon and asked if he wanted it for funsies and he said "NO MOMMMMMM!!! Coloring books are for BABIES! 🙄🙄🙄"

Then he begged me for the expensive card collection set. 😂😂😂

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Aloner Like Jen

Posted on 30/3/2024, 17:22

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I wonder what Beefstick would say if CC lost her backpack. “Well, that’s too bad. You’ll just have to go without.”

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Posted on 30/3/2024, 17:59

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QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 30/3/2024, 16:35)

This idiot thinking she is so smart for labeling the AirTags by name so she knows exactly which bag is missing and doesn’t have to guess.
Hey Jen- the bag that is missing would be THE ONE YOU DON’T HAVE. That’s how you know which one is gone, you moron.

Donnie “mommy Jen I lost my backpack”
Jen “well let’s consult the tracker to see which backpack it is” like a dumber Dora the Explorer

She thinks she's SO smart for doing this, too. The Rosses didn't do her any favors by praising her every idiotic thought, for years.

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Posted on 30/3/2024, 18:22

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QUOTE (MommyTensleigh @ 30/3/2024, 16:24)

So I assume she has the kids on the cruise for Easter? I didn’t want to watch another packing video but did she address this or say she was packing stuff for their baskets? I’m a bit behind and nothing she has done has really compelled me to comment but to rewind a bit, she looks about my size, I’m a 12, so I don’t know where she’s getting a size 6 from. Also we thought she looked bad years ago however looking back you can see how far she’s fallen today. Can you imagine in 3-4 years how bad she will look that some might think today’s Jen didn’t look so horrible in hindsight. Oye!

Cruise ends today, so if they fly right back, they'll be at home on Easter Sunday. She didn't pack anything for Easter except some Easter stickers. In an earlier vlog, she showed some things she'd bought for the kids' baskets.

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Posted on 30/3/2024, 19:36

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JuliaSugarbaker I’m so sorry about your son. It makes perfect sense to want something nearby that has good memories attached to it.

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Posted on 30/3/2024, 19:38

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QUOTE (Todolovethebaby2 @ 30/3/2024, 08:27)

She usually sleeps naked and I am horrified I know this.

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JustAverageJane

Posted on 30/3/2024, 19:42

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JuliaSugarbaker I'm so sorry to hear about your son. I lost my 23 yr old son to an overdose also. I have one of his shirts on a teddy bear in my bedroom.

After seeing Jen in that swimsuit I think I will hit up Target and get one. I can't look any worse than she does.

Happy Easter to all that celebrate. I hope the bunny brings you lots of expensive chocolate.

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Posted on 30/3/2024, 20:02

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JuliaSugarbaker and JustAverageJane I am so sorry for your losses.

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Gene Is Sis Concert

Posted on 30/3/2024, 20:08

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QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 29/3/2024, 23:38)

Omg, the cards that go with the rubber ducks 😂

Lucky, lucky
You found a
Duckie

Um…

Read the rules
You stupid
Fuckie

The cager and I are :hearty-laugh:

It would make an awesome thread title

LuckyLuckyYouFoundADuckieReadTheRulesYouStupidFuckieUnlikeJen

I don’t think she sleeps naked, I’m sure she made it up to try and sound edgy, sexy, cool, etc. but all she did was give everyone nightmares and a serious case of the pukes.

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Posted on 30/3/2024, 20:17

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