FromDesignerBagstoSaddlebagsLikeJen Pt. 452

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    Zoom in on that instagram post, and both those kids have their lovies. Do we think Beefy Gene is is clutching Jasper too? My username is officially ashamed. :sorry_smiley:
     
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    Those kid activities are more appropriate for children who are 4 and 5. Not 6 and 8.
    At 8, my daughter and I did so much stuff together. All the stuff she packs for those children, is things she just throws at them, and leaves them alone.
    I have never seen a less involved parent. She never takes them anywhere in public, aside from cruise ships.
    She treats CC downright infantile.

    And what is with this woman and wrinkles? Her bedding, her sweatshirt, her LIPS. All dry and lifeless.
     
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    I finally watched her haul video. She evidently thought she was looking good in her swimsuit because she strutted around in it for what seemed like forever. You know there were a few pervs enjoying the show (P comes to mind), especially when she was folding the top to show more skin. And I see she’s still trying to buy friends support fellow creators by buying more unnecessary junk.


    “Custom card hoard- holder” Was that a subconscious explanation of why she needed to buy that wood thing from Brandi Kincaid’s “some iteration of family”?
     
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    I am watching the haul. Sorry to comment so late, I have been actually living life, unlike Thighs over there.

    Looking at her, I realize she was super petite while with Don. She was actually top heavy. Even after the kids.
    Everything looks frumpy on her because all the sizes are way too small. The white dress, good lord.
    The bathing suits are all WAY too small.

    HOW IS SHE SO JIGGLY AFTER ALL THAT WORKOUT? HOW?
    Y'all , I am older then her. I work 12hr shifts at a hospital, and I average less steps and miles she claims to cover in a day. My legs are rock solid, no jiggle. Just from walking. If I did Peloton, it would be crossing into athletic look .
    She looks like someone who sits all day and shovels in carbs as a sport.
     
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    Bonus: She also mentioned a few other things that she mentions every single time: All the door DAYcor she takes, the bags of Goldfish, air tags in every bag, and her closet staging shelf.


    what is a closet staging shelf?
     
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    Jen while married to Don:

    www.instagram.com/reel/C3-1XZQoZ1e/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
     
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    QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 31/3/2024, 15:26) 
    QUOTE (Free CC @ 31/3/2024, 13:46) 
    She treats poor CC like a baby! Isn't she 8?!? What 8 year old girl is into the same lame stuff as her little brother?

    Imagine 8 years from now:

    CC: Mom, when we can we go to the DMV so I can get my license?

    Jen: Now CC, you know you’re scared to death to drive, and besides, we have to wait til Donny is old enough to get his, too.

    Jen will be shipping Charlotte off to get her license the second she can - that way it will be Charlotte responsible for ferrying herself and DK4 around and Jen will have extra time in her day to stuff her face
     
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    Here is a 6 year old wearing a white eyelet dress just like the one Jenny got that she just loves....Grow up Jenny.

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    QUOTE (Trash Plate @ 4/1/2024, 04:18 AM) 

    Screaming 😂🤣😂🤣 The accuracy 👏
     
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    QUOTE (rosarita @ 1/4/2024, 01:50) 
    Bonus: She also mentioned a few other things that she mentions every single time: All the door DAYcor she takes, the bags of Goldfish, air tags in every bag, and her closet staging shelf.


    what is a closet staging shelf?

    It’s a dedicated shelf in her closet where she stages the things she’s planning to pack for an upcoming trip. In other words, where she sets things aside so she can see it all
     
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    Before our next trip, I’m going to tell my cager where the staging area will be. He puts his rumpus things and bits and bobs all over our bedroom. That’s sunthing I can no longer tolerate.
     
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    I will always remember the lockdown easter when she was baking that bread and it slowly started to dawn on her and sink in that she was missing an invite and was not invited to spend Easter with the fam jam.
     
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    QUOTE (Splurgysplurge @ 3/31/2024, 11:21 PM) 
    I will always remember the lockdown easter when she was baking that bread and it slowly started to dawn on her and sink in that she was missing an invite and was not invited to spend Easter with the fam jam.

    Until you mentioned this, I totally forgot that she wasn’t home to bake the Paska bread that she “historically” inflicts on innocent people. Is Easter the new Fraughtsgiving? She had to book a cruise to avoid her family of origin and all those societal expectations?
     
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    And she made a vegan one for a group of non-vegans!
     
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    QUOTE (EyerollOlympian @ 31/3/2024, 23:45) 
    I am watching the haul. Sorry to comment so late, I have been actually living life, unlike Thighs over there.

    Looking at her, I realize she was super petite while with Don.

    HOW IS SHE SO JIGGLY AFTER ALL THAT WORKOUT? HOW?

    I think it’s just from years of her eating disorders. Her body is wrecked.

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    i too suffered from disordered eating and had to get gastric bypass. My body will always look like jabba’s because I fucked it up from overeating and then starving myself for a year after surgery. 🤷‍♀️
     
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