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Jen couldn't fight her way out of a wet paper bag, FFS.. -
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still trying to get through the packing video (WHY, I do not know).
FFS, with the “MOMMY BAG”.
“mommy duty”
“mom-iform”
“mom mode”
are there certain things that I wear/bring for certain occasions with my children? sure. is motherhood my entire identity? no. but this is just another level of CRA.ZY. and complete DISCONNECT.
oh, and did anyone know that you can’t buy goldfish on the ship? don’t know if you caught that.. -
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Space and Grace…
The audacity to ask for space & grace when Jen herself can’t be bothered to actually give anyone any kind of space & grace.
Don needs me to take OUR children full time this month? Oh, the fires I must walk through!
The family wants to come here for Thanksgiving? Oh, how put upon I am!
The Princess Doll you got at the tea, CC? I guess you’re just going to have it leave it on the ship since you don’t have any room, & I’m certainly not making any room for it in MY luggage.
One of my With Wonder Community members has cancer & didn’t make the cut-off for my super-special Christmas cards? Sucks to be you!
My Angel Bunny Winnie is in her last days & would be more comfortable at home? Sorry… Mommy’s gotta travel. See ya.
The cashier was maybe just trying to be nice & make conversation? Nope. I don’t think so… it was clearly an attack on my single travel lifestyle.
You dropped your sippy cup, Donny? Too bad, so sad.
McDonald’s only gave us one hashbrown? Sorry, dear Donald… it’s mine!
The hotel maid was just doing her job when she accidentally threw away my empty box? How dare she?!
Oh, & do better, Erin Condren.. -
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She wanted the Rose Gold Coil!!! . -
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She is a selfish beast and she will most likely die alone. Those kids are probably going to go no contact once they’re grown. . -
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Poor CC looks so sad in that cruise pic.
She looks (and sounds) like Mychal3ts on IG.. -
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Just came back from visiting with the Portugese and I'm hoping to see the Italians in the Fall.
Can anyone share the background story behind "The Italians?". -
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She's very busy taking vacations, guys. Okay? She doesn't have enough time to meet her self-imposed deadlines because she was on a Disney Cruise with her kids. Which is a special occasion because she very rarely gets to do anything like that! So I'm afraid - the Patreon subscribers need to stop being so selfish because although you may have paid for content, you're not actually entitled to it if it's not what works for Jen. Got it? . -
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Actually some self defense activity might be beneficial to her in more ways than one.
-she can meet people
-learn to defend herself
-get exposed to controlled discipline as opposed to just punishing herself under zero guidance
-give herself structure in the routine and goal reaching
-get those precious, precious endorphins
-buy new shit to fit her hobby
-post "bad ass" pics to social media
As a solo idiot who keeps putting herself in precarious situations on her travels, she should learn how to fight her way out of a wet paper bag.
I actually think she should look into it.. -
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I was shocked to discover that 29029 challenge’s founder is married to Sara Blakely (the billionaire creator of Spanx).
Jen is hanging out with BILLIONAIRES at this stupid event.
Listen, it’s not for me, but I can see people doing it once in their lifetime as a bucket list thing. Jen is insane to do this as often as she does!. -
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I stumbled across this car organization video from 2012. She goes on and on repeating how she hates cluttered cars. Fast forward to 2024 Blue.
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.McDonald’s only gave us one hashbrown? Sorry, dear Donald… it’s mine!
Breakdown I'm sorry for your loss.
Anywho 2012 Jen is my favourite Jen. She's confident in her madness but not overly cocky yet, the perfect balance for her Youtube "career". I remembered the bin full of grocery bags, just in case she needed to emergency shop to feed 50 people...
I'd forgotten about the TWO! flashlights, the special drippy drop bottle for her hamster bottle dog and rumpus dog walking bag. Her looniness is on perfect display in this video. Thanks for taking us back down memory lane! 
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Actually some self defense activity might be beneficial to her in more ways than one.
-she can meet people
-learn to defend herself
-get exposed to controlled discipline as opposed to just punishing herself under zero guidance
-give herself structure in the routine and goal reaching
-get those precious, precious endorphins
-buy new shit to fit her hobby
-post "bad ass" pics to social media
As a solo idiot who keeps putting herself in precarious situations on her travels, she should learn how to fight her way out of a wet paper bag.
I actually think she should look into it.
Jen doesn't want to meet people.. -
.I stumbled across this car organization video from 2012. She goes on and on repeating how she hates cluttered cars. Fast forward to 2024 Blue.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUvrR23Tk6Q
" .... I feel like when you have kids you have a lot more going on in your car, so that might be an update in the future IF & WHEN THAT HAPPENS. NO COMMENT THERE. ". -
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Bringing this over from the rewatch. This was 10 years ago, today.
Imagine marinating in your own filth while having your "me time" middle of the day bath when your cager comes by with a custom menu full of your favourite childish food, more suitable for your own future children, likening you to a "goddess" and then coming to your beck and call with a bell so you can have your lame childish lunch in a location of your choice and then divorcing him 6 years later and slamming him on the internet calling him "that man" until the end of time. Caged my ass!
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