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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 5/4/2024, 01:45) 
    She was/is in Flagstaff, Arizona.

    Damn! I knew I smelled something foul drifting down from Flag.
     
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    When I go to the Grand Canyon later this year I plan to hike with my cager, not a croissant.
     
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    If I was Jennifer Ross, an unmarried woman who was also a connoisseur of croissants with 50% custody and a co-parent who loved time with his kids. I would encourage switching to longer custodial stints to travel the world in search of amazing croissants a couple of times a year. You would find me at luxury resorts and hotels in Paris scouting out the most charming bakeries with their delectable offerings, not some lame ass trail croissant in Flagstaff, AZ.

    What a freaking waste of money and opportunity.
     
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    I mean she was close enough to Flagstaff. She was actually in Sedona.

    I’ve never been to either place but I’m sure Jenny will manage to make it look less beautiful than it is. It’s her special talent 😂
     
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    What’s with her current croissant obsession? Is that what all the cool kids are eating on their hikes these days?

    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 4/4/2024, 11:39 PM) 
    I mean she was close enough to Flagstaff. She was actually in Sedona.

    I’ve never been to either place but I’m sure Jenny will manage to make it look less beautiful than it is. It’s her special talent 😂

    Yes, she does have a talent for that! It doesn’t help that she overshadows the beautiful surroundings with a selfie.
     
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    :lol: Her saddle bags are demanding a croissant every 20 minutes :lol:
     
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    I will be traveling solo this weekend. I will let you guys know if any foreign workers judge me or if a waiter dares to give me a table with a bad view. Although I am currently without pastries, I hope that I will soon find nourishment.
     
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    I guess she's leaning into the whole being tubby thing. She knows she can't compete with slender and pretty Tensleigh so she may as well just inhale crossiants all day. Not sure why she's still lying about her dress size though - one of her thighs is a size 6, not both of them AND her ass.
     
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 5/4/2024, 05:39) 
    I mean she was close enough to Flagstaff. She was actually in Sedona.

    I’ve never been to either place but I’m sure Jenny will manage to make it look less beautiful than it is. It’s her special talent 😂

    I wondered if it was Sedona. It’s one of my favorite places so I may actually watch a video just to see how bad she manages to make it look.
     
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    You too can look like Jen in four easy steps!

    Sit for hours at the airport.
    Sit for hours on the plane.
    Sit for hours in your rumpus vehicle.
    Keep a croissant handy in case your blood sugar drops on a two-hour hike.
     
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 5/4/2024, 14:18) 
    You too can look like Jen in four easy steps!

    Sit for hours at the airport.
    Sit for hours on the plane.
    Sit for hours in your rumpus vehicle.
    Keep a croissant handy in case your blood sugar drops on a two-hour hike.

    #goals
     
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    maybe seeing peloton Cody boo isn't available to her she is hitting up Flagstaff for Cody brown I mean he is a dead beat dad so they have a lot in common in the parenting Dept.

    he likes chicks with unfortunate looks and hook noses look at Robyn
     
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    Can't wait to see how Jen somehow manages to make the Grand Canyon look boring and un-scenic.
     
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    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 5/4/2024, 14:36) 
    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 5/4/2024, 14:18) 
    You too can look like Jen in four easy steps!

    Sit for hours at the airport.
    Sit for hours on the plane.
    Sit for hours in your rumpus vehicle.
    Keep a croissant handy in case your blood sugar drops on a two-hour hike.

    #goals

    #wild

    #magic


    Sedona is so beautiful. I'm sure she'll do it no favours.
     
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    I wonder if she’ll have any spiritual experiences while in Sedona. Bet she’ll buy a crystal or something woo woo.
     
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