FromDesignerBagstoSaddlebagsLikeJen Pt. 452

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    she chooses the most idiotic nonsense to make herself seem quirky.

    does she know that the italians eat a croissant (un cornetto) for breakfast nearly every morning? maybe that'll convince her to give them another chance.
     
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    WHO THE HELL HIKES WITH A CROISSANT? She is such a weird freak.
     
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    Does she stash them in her bag and take out one per hike? Where does she get a fresh one every time? They have got to be stale croissants
    Also, now she is hoarding croissant-hike-selfies. It’s a new tradition :10:
     
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    My parents both worked very hard all of their lives. They are now enjoying retirement to the fullest. They cruise to the islands usually 2-3 times per year and 1x internationally. They always talk about the service. The waiters remember their favorite drinks and preferences. You're not special, Jen, it's literally their job to be nice to you!
     
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    PayingForConciergeSoSheCanBingeAndPurgeLikeJen

    PayingForConciergeStillLooksLikeACrustyTurdLikeJen
     
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    Seriously, where does she pull these croissants out from?

    She thinks she's sooo quirky and relatable. You just know she's like "ok, I need to pack my croissant and remember to take a photo for IG on my hike!"
     
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    She’s going to start pulling out scones with jam and cream next.

    She probably has a stash from the ship hidden in her backpack :snickering:
     
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    I bet whoever she is SWFing with the croissants mentioned them once and now Jenny has made them her whole personality to go with her outdoor walks.
     
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    Hiking with food like that is asking for a bear to attack. She can’t walk to the mail box at the end of the driveway without packing a lunch.
     
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    It's not quirky, it's not cute. It's just obnoxious and highlights her fucked up relationship with food.
     
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    I want to watch Jen fight a bear over a croissant. I might bet on Jen
     
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    WastingDonDollarsOnCornciergeBecauseMyKidsDriveMeOverTheEdgeLikeJen
     
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    QUOTE (ClingingToUtah @ 7/4/2024, 05:02) 
    I chuckled.

    That detail has been on my mind ever since I saw the new pic lol I've been trying to avoid talking about it here, but it's been bugging me from day one! Do you think that's the exact pair?
     
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    A theory: I think she mentioned concierge a thousand times 1. Because she likes the boast but also 2. Because she thinks these are worthwhile travel videos that the Wonderers might watch because they're interested in travelling to these places too. The only problem is that nobody that subscribes to her Patreon has this much money :lol: I can guarantee that none of them will be on a Disney Cruise with concierge level in the near future. Jen's level of wealth just isn't relatable to the vast majority of people.
     
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