50 Shades of Lemon Priorities Part 58: Daily outfit selfies, shopping, reading, and screen time are more important than raising children

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    Y’all my Monday has sucked, first of all got called for jury duty, usually they do plea deals, nope not today, so we sat for 4 hours being questioned, then 2 hour recess and back for them to sit a jury, guess who got chosen….ugh, I do not like it, but I will suck it up. Go back tomorrow for the case to begin. It’s a whopping 25 bucks a day plus .62 a mile(I live 6 miles round trip), I don’t know what I will do with all that cash…😂😂. Came home and turned my ac on, keep in mind it was SERVICED last week, now something is kicking the fan off and on. Waiting on them to call me back. My gentleman that mows my yard is supposed to be here tomorrow, so was trying to figure out how to leave him his money, so he can mow while I am sitting in court, ( we figured out a solution). I thought for sure if the lawyers saw the book I was reading while we were waiting, they would change their minds, nope. Oh it’s called “It’s Always the Husband”. Oh, and it is just Monday..
     
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    Vee- I see that 5 year high school plan is working for you. Actually, this is elementary math. 36 divided by 3 is 12. There ya go, I did the math for ou.

    Y’all she is so dumb.
     
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    So Vanessa did laundry all day. Edited and posted a video and read during the rest of her free time. And at 7pm has declared that she is in bed reading until bedtime.

    No mention of doing anything with the two children who are already on summer break. So I’m guessing they spent the day playing video games

    Oh and her shred calories are 2100. That seems high to me.
     
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    QUOTE (Bama Girl @ 15/4/2024, 23:28) 
    Y’all my Monday has sucked, first of all got called for jury duty, usually they do plea deals, nope not today, so we sat for 4 hours being questioned, then 2 hour recess and back for them to sit a jury, guess who got chosen….ugh, I do not like it, but I will suck it up. Go back tomorrow for the case to begin. It’s a whopping 25 bucks a day plus .62 a mile(I live 6 miles round trip), I don’t know what I will do with all that cash…😂😂. Came home and turned my ac on, keep in mind it was SERVICED last week, now something is kicking the fan off and on. Waiting on them to call me back. My gentleman that mows my yard is supposed to be here tomorrow, so was trying to figure out how to leave him his money, so he can mow while I am sitting in court, ( we figured out a solution). I thought for sure if the lawyers saw the book I was reading while we were waiting, they would change their minds, nope. Oh it’s called “It’s Always the Husband”. Oh, and it is just Monday..

    Damn you get $25? I got $15 😂
    Good luck with Jury Duty. I wasn't chosen last time but still wasted 3 days while they were choosing.
     
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    It’s 6:20 PM in San Antonio and V in her PJs in bed and reading until bedtime! She really is a lady of leisure.
     
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    Every OOTD is new. Sis must be going through their tax return like water.
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    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 16/4/2024, 16:01) 
    Every OOTD is new. Sis must be going through their tax return like water.

    She actually looks nice in that. First time ever.
     
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    QUOTE (Mommaof5 @ 16/4/2024, 18:09) 
    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 16/4/2024, 16:01) 
    Every OOTD is new. Sis must be going through their tax return like water.

    She actually looks nice in that. First time ever.

    Because she's not bursting at the seams probably.
     
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    QUOTE (CookieMeownster @ 16/4/2024, 03:11) 
    QUOTE (Bama Girl @ 15/4/2024, 23:28) 
    Y’all my Monday has sucked, first of all got called for jury duty, usually they do plea deals, nope not today, so we sat for 4 hours being questioned, then 2 hour recess and back for them to sit a jury, guess who got chosen….ugh, I do not like it, but I will suck it up. Go back tomorrow for the case to begin. It’s a whopping 25 bucks a day plus .62 a mile(I live 6 miles round trip), I don’t know what I will do with all that cash…😂😂. Came home and turned my ac on, keep in mind it was SERVICED last week, now something is kicking the fan off and on. Waiting on them to call me back. My gentleman that mows my yard is supposed to be here tomorrow, so was trying to figure out how to leave him his money, so he can mow while I am sitting in court, ( we figured out a solution). I thought for sure if the lawyers saw the book I was reading while we were waiting, they would change their minds, nope. Oh it’s called “It’s Always the Husband”. Oh, and it is just Monday..

    Damn you get $25? I got $15 😂
    Good luck with Jury Duty. I wasn't chosen last time but still wasted 3 days while they were choosing.

    Yep, state of Alabama gave us a raise😂😂, tomorrow is closing arguments and jury instructions and then joy of joy we get to sit in a stuffy little jury room. Honestly, if they didn’t stop for a recess every 45 minutes we would have been done. My reward today, is an ice cream bar, don’t judge, us fatties need comfort too😂😉
     
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    She bought more Stitch items for Rose :10:
     
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    QUOTE (Snark Overseas @ 16/4/2024, 23:34) 
    She bought more Stitch items for Rose :10:

    Stitch is purposely marketed for people like Vanessa. It’s not some special collectors item. Or even a particular character that is hard to find and makes the thrill of the hunt exciting. No matter which store I’m in, Stitch is there. Literally anyplace that sells something sells stitch. The mass produce and market crap and throw his image on it so people like Vanessa will keep spending
     
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    I would love lemon to do a video where she has to summarize the plot of the books she’s read and list all the characters. There is no way I believe she’s actually absorbing the story and could have an intelligent discussion on the plot points. I read a lot and would struggle to get the page count she’s claiming to get done on a daily basis while also retaining any information at all
     
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    I was watching her Sam's Club Haul and was flabbergasted she couldn't figure out that 36 pancakes in a box with three pancakes in a bag meant that there are 12 bags in a box. This is primary school level! Maybe she can join her kids with homeschool to finally learn to count.
     
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