50 Shades of Lemon Priorities Part 58: Daily outfit selfies, shopping, reading, and screen time are more important than raising children

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    QUOTE (CuteastheMoon @ 4/19/2024, 12:50 PM) 
    I've been M.I.A, I've not watched LazyLemon in ages. I've missed all of you! I thought the Lemons were building a swimming pool? Then I saw where she was planning out this summers vacation? I'm so lost.

    I've missed you Cute as the Moon! Lem abandoned the pool but not the burgers she bought for the pool party. Rumor has it they are downsizing to another home, but this isn't their forever home either.

    Everything else is still the same. Rose is a petite picky eater, Pearl is in public school until May and then Lemon will not allow her to go back ever. Brice still doesn't like to read or write, but eats turkey sandwiches and pizza all the time because he hates the slop his mother cooks.

    Welcome back!
     
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    Microblading is a big thing 8 years ago so not surprised lemon would get them this week lol
     
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    In her Shien haul she bought 2 tops that were too small. She was going to ask Pearl if she wanted them. I don’t think V has lost that much weight, that her and Pearl are the same size! Besides the fact she is 11 not a 40 year old mom.
     
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    I wear bike shorts or spanx under dresses bc otherwise o get a rash when my thighs rub together.
     
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    She lost 3 lbs this week and Mark lost 7.
    So is that just weight they gained from the reverse?
     
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    I don't trust her math. There's this gal on YouTube who is always losing weight but she always claims she's lost, say 100 pounds. What she fails to mention is she's gained 80 pounds back so she is only 20 pounds down, but she doesn't do her math that way. 😒🙄
     
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    Ugh, I've been trying to subscribe to this topic ever since it started but can't? Can anyone help me?
     
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    I'm laughing so hard at the juxtaposition. Just clicked on the Shein video and Lemon was sharing some jewelry she loved because it was "delicate", meanwhile she's fingering it in her giant sausage hands! 🤣
     
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    Lemon is going back to the gym yall!!!!

    Next Level must have told them to do this. So they will listen to anything she says of course

    They are flying through that tax return!!
    Multiple clothing hauls, microblading, teeth whitening, gym memberships, oh my!

    You would think this guy was bringing in $500k per year the way they blow money!

    I bet there isn’t an ounce in the bank to help any of these kids if they have an interest in college tho.

    Is she looking to bulk up? And be beastly like Nicole?

    🤔 i would want to work on cardio and loosing the weight first. But that’s just me.
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    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 20/4/2024, 21:39) 
    Lemon is going back to the gym yall!!!!

    Next Level must have told them to do this. So they will listen to anything she says of course

    They are flying through that tax return!!
    Multiple clothing hauls, microblading, teeth whitening, gym memberships, oh my!

    You would think this guy was bringing in $500k per year the way they blow money!

    I bet there isn’t an ounce in the bank to help any of these kids if they have an interest in college tho.

    Is she looking to bulk up? And be beastly like Nicole?

    🤔 i would want to work on cardio and loosing the weight first. But that’s just me.

    After they bought all the workout equipment. Texan bakers, get ready for a good deal on marketplace lol
     
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    Is the new gym in her new neighborhood or was she just kidding about moving?
     
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    And when will mark have time to go with his long hours??
     
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    I’m thinking the gym equipment is being sold since they are going to a smaller place and then they are doing the gym so they can still workout.

    I wonder if they are moving to a smaller place and renting out the McMansion so they can use it as income.
     
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    Hasn't moving day already passed? I seem to remember it was mid-April.
     
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    QUOTE (Cooper88 @ 4/21/2024, 10:08 AM) 
    Hasn't moving day already passed? I seem to remember it was mid-April.

    Maybe she means Mid-April NEXT year or in 2026.
     
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