50 Shades of Lemon Priorities Part 58: Daily outfit selfies, shopping, reading, and screen time are more important than raising children

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    Flooring for TWO houses? What the heck? Are they moving into 2 imaginary houses? Is that what it takes to store all of her ridiculous food, Temu, Shein, and subscription box crap now?
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    She is so disgusting. She spends her life trying to make other people jealous of her like she is some Rockefeller.

    No one wants your life Vanessa. Trust me.

    Get down off your high horse dear…. There is not a chance that anyone thinks that Tim Mark can afford any of this. It will catch up. It always does.

    And it’s not going to be pretty for you.
     
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    QUOTE (Calla-lily @ 25/4/2024, 21:14) 
    Flooring for TWO houses? What the heck? Are they moving into 2 imaginary houses? Is that what it takes to store all of her ridiculous food, Temu, Shein, and subscription box crap now?

    I bet it is flooring for the McMansion and the newer house.
     
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    One thing I really don't understand about Lemon is her not buying 2 packs of strawberries because they are too expensive, even though the kids will eat them. But she will buy them all the chips and junk food. How about putting the second bag of tortilla chips back and buy the second container of strawberries. She makes no sense
     
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    You know they have to buy new flooring for the McMansion that house stinks and they cheaper out on the flooring they did put in the dining room
     
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    So they are buying a new house and putting new floors in suddenly? And keeping their old house as well?

    Because you don’t put new floors into a rental.

    She loves to act like a child and release little bits of information and then when people send questions she will either ignore them or get pissy about “it’s private”

    Let’s see when these imaginary floors get installed. Sounds a lot like the pool plans or the home building plans and the countless meetings she went to for both of those projects that never happened.
     
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    Why would you put new flooring in a house you are getting ready to sell? Oh you are Lemon and have to spend MM's money at all costs. The realtor probably told her they could get more money.
     
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    The kids and/or pets probably ruined some flooring in the current house.
     
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    Maybe she means she picked flooring for two houses for Mark’s company. I don’t know the full details of his job, but doesn’t it sell model homes?
     
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    The staple carpet on the game rooms the mysterious stair missing carpet. The tile by the kitchen remodel 5.0. The cheap flooring in the dining room. The cheap floor in pearls room from the pet escapades. Roses bathroom being flooded for who knows how long and 100 pets. Yes it’s for this house and the new build is my guess
     
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    QUOTE (IfYouWill @ 25/4/2024, 22:09) 
    One thing I really don't understand about Lemon is her not buying 2 packs of strawberries because they are too expensive, even though the kids will eat them. But she will buy them all the chips and junk food. How about putting the second bag of tortilla chips back and buy the second container of strawberries. She makes no sense

    She’s always been like this and it drives me crazy. She always complains that the kids eat too many cherry tomatoes. She says she keeps the on the counter and they eat them all day and the Costco container will be gone in day or two. OK SO BUY MORE TOMATOES? why are you limiting their strawberries and tomatoes when they ate almost 60 bags of chips in a week? She’s truly one of the stupidest human specimens.
     
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    Screenshot_2024-04-26-16-17-42-92_1c337646f29875672b5a61192b9010f9

    Great picture of nothing Lemon Loaf lol. Oh look more gray on gray. :giving-thumbs-up-smiley-emotico
     
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    QUOTE (Emotional Support Spork @ 4/26/2024, 03:20 PM) 
    Screenshot_2024-04-26-16-17-42-92_1c337646f29875672b5a61192b9010f9

    Great picture of nothing Lemon Loaf lol. Oh look more gray on gray. :giving-thumbs-up-smiley-emotico

    Ew! It's the same cold gray textured wall. She has no taste.
     
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    A picture of a grey tile floor.
    Dumb.
     
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    Is that what she picked out?
     
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