OffAndRacingInMyNewSausageCasingLikeJen Pt. 454

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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 16/4/2024, 03:30) 
    thanks to Conventional Lemons for this thread title :thumbs-up:

    8B3CCC29-7924-4CE7-91E6-F034AD0E11D2

    My first title!! I'm going to splash out on some Organic Lemons to celebrate.
     
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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 16/4/2024, 05:41) 
    There is NO WAY that is a small. It is probably a medium and she needs a large or extra large. But, no way it is a small.

    Ya I'm with you ... unless she look inexplicably smaller in person, I don't see how she's in a small or a 6 etc.
     
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    Did she decide to keep that sprayed-on monstrosity? I seriously hope not.
     
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    Not sure if this has been posted, but here is her bib#
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    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 16/4/2024, 15:30) 
    Not sure if this has been posted, but here is her bib#

    Perfect. I will get all the pics! Also I typed all the iics first, which was more of a Freudian slip rather than a typo.
     
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 16/4/2024, 15:39) 
    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 16/4/2024, 15:30) 
    Not sure if this has been posted, but here is her bib#

    Perfect. I will get all the pics! Also I typed all the iics first, which was more of a Freudian slip rather than a typo.

    They will be exactly the same as all her other finish line pics!

    :tearing-hair:
     
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    This race stuff is so sad. Her life is empty and she has no idea how to change that. So she just keeps hopping on a plane to participate in these events. If it weren't for Disney her calendar would be blank. She will never change.
     
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    Little change in plans.

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    Jen only has so many hours in the day people!!! Jesus H Christ
     
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    Someone's flowers are truly dead and not amount of boiled water will bring them to their former glory.

    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 16/4/2024, 15:50) 

    The favorites video aka I'll just grab ramdom crap from around the house, film it and call it a day.
     
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    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 16/4/2024, 15:30) 
    Not sure if this has been posted, but here is her bib#

    Yes! My bib is lower than hers and mine is earned, not paid for!
     
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    Meanwhile… she’s currently wogging outside and started on the bike at 8:54am.

    It’s truly mind-boggling how anyone is still paying her.

    She needs to stop calling this a job. It’s insulting to actual hard workers.
     
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    QUOTE (Land Creature @ 16/4/2024, 10:28) 
    Her thigh is wider than her head 😂😂😂

    Fortunately I’m not a pinhead like Jen, but I do have a slightly smaller head. Fortunately there is a very easy fix to even out these proportions: style your hair with a little fullness! Yet another reason for Jen to regular wash, cut and style her hair. But will she? No - she will not be told by society what to do for even the most mundane things!
     
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    Flesh suit. Yucky.
     
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    Um, Jenny…

    You used the excuse that you were leaving “bright and early tomorrow for WDW” but the other day you said you were “coming in kind of late” when you were looking at your schedule on the computer.

    You’re a compulsive liar!

    I suggest you stop lying, or fix your memory problem before the patrons catch onto this absolute bullshit.
     
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