OffAndRacingInMyNewSausageCasingLikeJen Pt. 454

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    I mean, seriously, when is she going to come to grips that her particular weight gain is NOT healthy. That eating a damn croissant DAILY isn't healthy? How far is she going to take this uncaging.
     
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    I'm excited to see where this eating more for weight loss journey takes her.
     
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 19/4/2024, 23:57) 
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    The cellulite is really starting to show. I noticed the wobbly "orange peel" effect also starting to show in her upper arms. There's no denying she's medically obese now.
     
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    Jen is taking the high road because it is the only way she can feel superior on this particular issue.
     
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    Eating more for weight loss only works if you up the protein and lay completely of the sugar and simple carbs. She's going to have to track macros to make that work and OH NO that will be too TRIGGERING for stinkerbell.
     
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    If the heat is wiping you out, maybe don’t wear jeans all day.
     
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    Jen, I hear there's a lot of protein in corn dogs. Go have another.
     
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    Hey Jen! You know what brings me joy? My kids! Try to relate to yours and then you wont have to spend thousands of dollars to run in the heat!
     
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 4/19/2024, 04:59 PM) 
    I'm excited to see where this eating more for weight loss journey takes her.

    To Lane Bryant.
     
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    Fuck’s sake, Jen! Eat some kale. Eat only kale, you behemoth!
     
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    Ok, Jen, since you're clearly reading the Bakery right now: a protein smoothie that is going to contribute to feeling satiated and help with your muscles should be simply protein powder + water (don't exceed a scoop - the human body can't absorb too much protein in one sitting). Quit adding carbs (like frozen banana) and fat (peanut butter). Your diet is currently way too high in carbs and fat. Cut down.

    You may consider adding some low-carb fruit to help with the taste if necessary. But keep the portion in check (a small handful of raspberries or strawberries, a few dices of frozen watermelon). Ideally, you want to consume your fruit whole, chewing it (not like you chew liquids though). Those "full on" smoothies you make should be considered a healthier milkshake-type of treat, meaning you should restrict them for a special occasion (once a week).

    You're welcome to Google why smoothies are not a shortcut to health/why smoothies hide a lot of sugar/why smoothies can be bad for your body. Just do the protein powder and water.

    Also, get a board-certified dietitian specialised in ED to work with you. They have alternative methods to help you make the right decisions (no calorie counting, no detailed food log to fill in).
     
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    QUOTE (UtahFootBath @ 4/19/2024, 05:04 PM) 
    Jen, I hear there's a lot of protein in corn dogs. Go have another.

    There's also a lot of protein in Reese's peanut butter cups, so there's that.

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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 19/4/2024, 23:40) 
    Love that her fat photos are ruining her trip lolll

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    This picture has me dying laughing! She looks huge, in a way too tight child's costume! I love that this was captured for us all to see and drive her crazy because she can't alter it now. Love this so much for her!! :happy:
     
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    Just watched the extremely lame “favorites” video. So really, it was just another video of her talking about her favorite thing on earth (herself), her love of Disney, food, and her body, with a bit of icky lusting over the shirtless men of Virgin River thrown in.

    But……the chin stroking!!! I can’t stand the way she is constantly stroking her chin. It’s like she’s stroking an imaginary goatee or something.
     
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    Jen, there are these health bars that help you lose weight real quick. You have to import them from Sweden but they’re worth every penny. Go order some, girl!

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