OffAndRacingInMyNewSausageCasingLikeJen Pt. 454

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    Does she think she’s Arsenio Hall?
     
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    She actually stopped for a character shot during the race!
     
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    I will never understand Run Disney. You can run in the dark on the Boardwalk for free any day. Waking up in the middle of the night to spend more time getting to the corral and sitting in the corral than actually running (around wayyyyy too many people), for a cheap Chinese made “medal” that is just a thing you throw on your wall to collect dust? And you PAY for this?
     
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    QUOTE (BannedInUtah @ 20/4/2024, 13:54) 
    Brooke stop ignoring her just to film that embarrassing video. The fist pumping is ridiculous.

    Bbbrooke did that for us 💯. Which one of us is Bbbrooke? 😂
     
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    I don't think those ears are big enough. She should go for this next time:



    AND they're $200, so she's got the added bonus of wasting some more of the spaceman's money.

    Edited by BerthaGene - 4/20/2024, 11:14 AM
     
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    I could not understand who she said was her 2nd favorite music album. Had to listen to it 3 times at normal speed. I had to google the name of the album. Never heard of the guy. I guess I live under a rock also. 😉
    So she obviously got tickets to a Taylor Swift concert. But she's not telling us where.
    "Not eating enough is making me put on weight." 🤔 Muscle weighs more than fat Jenny.
    Her smoothie making ability is hilarious. Maybe it's just me but why would you add water to a smoothie. She could just add milk and then skip the yogurt.
     
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    The way this narcissist stares directly into the camera while everyone around her is just focused on running is chilling.
     
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    The fact that people are literally skipping their way over the finish line makes Jen’s performative fist pumping even more ridiculous.
     
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    Sure angles can make you look thinner (that's why people take selfies with their hand outstretched and high up) and angles can make you look fat. But if you have say a double chin, it's there, people can see it. It doesn't matter that that angle wasn't the best, people aren't always standing TWO feet above you so you look the skinniest.

    Uggg that favorites video. She's mentioned at least 6 times now how her nutrabullet broke, the vitamix, the new nutrabullet. She showed us how she makes a smoothie in her last vlog. Then in this video she explained it all again on the couch. Then cut to video of making the smoothie said most of it again. And duh everyone's made a smoothie before but thanks tips. Then back to the couch and she's saying it again.

    Get a friend! Not to talk to about smoothie nutrabullet nonsense but get someone to talk to and you would have to go on and on and on about poontless crap. Again, join a book club or something, learn how to talk to people.

    Here's what she should have said, my nutrabullet broke, I missed it, got a new one and I'm loving it having smoothies again! The end. That's how people have 8 minute videos versus 8 minutes on each thing.
     
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    I dont think my Ambien has kicked out yet because this is hilarious to me.

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    Now, I’ve only done 1 RunDisney race so don’t quote me, but the amount of runners sitting down in the corrals were few and far between. Most everyone was standing around, chatting, listening to the announcers, dancing to the music, etc. It was a fun environment. Looks like Jen noped out on all of that and parked her ample caboose on the pavement all by her lonesome. Have the corral you deserve, fatty!
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    Duffy’s body language says it all 🤣
     
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    Can confirm she’s wearing the jeans AGAIN at Disney Springs. Hopefully her brunch guest has no sense of smell Her hair looks maybe like she washed it though.
     
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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 20/4/2024, 17:14) 
    I could not understand who she said was her 2nd favorite music album. Had to listen to it 3 times at normal speed. I had to google the name of the album. Never heard of the guy. I guess I live under a rock also. 😉
    So she obviously got tickets to a Taylor Swift concert. But she's not telling us where.
    "Not eating enough is making me put on weight." 🤔 Muscle weighs more than fat Jenny.
    Her smoothie making ability is hilarious. Maybe it's just me but why would you add water to a smoothie. She could just add milk and then skip the yogurt.

    Teddy Swims? He’s not super popular mainstream just yet. Has been SUPER popular on TikTok, but his one single only very recently got traction on the radio/on the charts. It was released months and months ago.

    It has nothing to do with living under a rock. She’s just as dumb as a rock.

    Her description of the album and of any music is just utterly useless.
     
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    I was hoping we would have a reporter at the scene :1485540604:
     
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