OffAndRacingInMyNewSausageCasingLikeJen Pt. 454

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    Size 4, obviously! :snickering:
     
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    Omg thanks for these in the wild pics!!!! These are amazing.

    If she ever needed more evidence those pants are too tight… Her butt has been flattened to look like a blob fish that has been pulled up too quickly from the ocean.

    That’s an obvious sign she’s squeezed in and the fabric is stretching and flattening her derričre.
     
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    QUOTE (RossManor2.0 @ 20/4/2024, 20:01) 

    You are the MVP!!! Did she have dining companions?
     
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    Her shirt doesn't even fit over her size 4 ass.

    Those jeans are supposed to be slouchy boyfriend style right? Hers are so tight they look like jeggings.
     
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    There's no doubt that's her! Big Bird yellow tee and cuffed jeans and those dumb ears :5153:
     
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    RossManor2.0 What size would you guess she actually is?
     
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    Our Jenny has gained about 40lbs since that race last year.

    All the chocolate, sugar and cakes turned to fat !
     
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    Size 4XL with Batwings from Hell like Jen
     
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    Thank you Ross Manor 2.0
    for a job well done.
    :1485540604:
     
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    Wow, those pics are kinda creepy in a stalkerish way, but so interesting. Tell me again about light and angle, Jen, when this is how everyone in real life sees you.

    Like others have said, no one really cares about her weight and size. It's the fact that she obsessively lies about it. I don't even care about her clothes and style here. I don't even mind the cuffed jeans, to be honest. I see loads of people dressed like her or even worse, I don't care. But again, how self-absorbed and obsessive she is about those things, and how she thinks she's slim and fashionable and cute. Just stop it, Jen. Be a bit more humble and less focussed on yourself.
     
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    QUOTE (UtahFootBath @ 20/4/2024, 20:11) 
    RossManor2.0 What size would you guess she actually is?

    My best guess would be an 8 in typical vanity sizing, probably a 12 or so in regular sizing? There’s no way her waist is a 28 or whatever that size guide posted.

    QUOTE (_withblunder_ @ 20/4/2024, 20:06) 
    QUOTE (RossManor2.0 @ 20/4/2024, 20:01) 

    You are the MVP!!! Did she have dining companions?

    Just the one
     
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    QUOTE (pASSHOLdEr @ 20/4/2024, 20:06) 
    Omg thanks for these in the wild pics!!!! These are amazing.

    If she ever needed more evidence those pants are too tight… Her butt has been flattened to look like a blob fish that has been pulled up too quickly from the ocean.

    That’s an obvious sign she’s squeezed in and the fabric is stretching and flattening her derričre.

    I'll take that as my "you rang?" moment :goodbye_smiley_emoticon:
     
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    What on earth does she tote around in that back pack all day? When I’m out and about with no kids I have a small crossbody bag. If I’m thirsty I will buy a waterbottle (or if unsure have a small refillable I can loop onto my crossbody strap) If I’m hungry, I’ll buy food. If another layer is needed it’s wrapped around my waist. Her backpack is nearly full?
     
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    Was there an odour in the air? :shifty:

    You can tell she's been binging on salt tabs again. Already bloated and shiny for her Gideons treat.
     
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    How much effort does it take to make sure in every single photo or awkward pause, that you scrunch your nose so hard and so much that it leaves permanent lines on your face in your early 40s?!? In old videos, she never did the obnoxious nose scrunch. And Jen - people who take a 10 year break from something, haven’t been doing it for over a decade!!! You haven’t been running Disney races for over a decade. Signing up for every single one NOW isn’t the flex you think it is!
     
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