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The brand is Carve and I don’t remember the style name, but they are not supposed to be skin tight skinny jeans. So, glad I popped in today. This bonkers bitch is going to give us a scolding! Yay!. -
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She is def going to be livid over those in the wild pics, buuutt she only has herself to blame. She can’t deny that lol . -
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Ewwwww do Dug's paws touch all the sweaty woggers?
Yeah, we got a scolding last time there was an in-the-wild shot from lake forest. Now we will enter the all-my-posts-will-be-delayed-it's-not-safe-out-there-for-me, babe- phase.
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And a special thanks to BBBrooke for providing us with that humiliating video of that heifer lumbering across the finish line and fist pumping
out of all the embarrassing things I’ve ever seen her do, this is easily up there for me.
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I managed to catch her and her ONE dining companion on the way out, I will not show the lunch friend, because she is only famous due to Beefy. I followed them for a bit, those jeans are tight. My phone got hot waiting, the half face is a bit blurry because of that. They were walking to the orange garage, I decided to stop stalking! Better luck next year as this is it for WDW races.
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There ain't enough Lycra in the world to make you look a true Size 4, Jenbo!
Oh, and no, you are not gaining weight because you are not eating enough, or not eating enough protein(where does she find this gibberish and who is lying to her?).
There is nothing on this planet you don't eat enough, judging by the bulge geography.
Also, when you are really thin, it doesn't matter what angle the camera catches you, you will look thin.
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Losing weight isn't rocket science. No need to master complicated rules about carbs and protein and whatnot.
2000 calories is all you need each day. Start counting calories on the packages and then you can either choose to have a croissant each day and see how it feels to function on an empty stomach all day long. Or you can start to count the calories and make choices: one bite of chocolate, veggies, a piece of chicken, a piece of bread, etc. You can eat absolutely EVERYTHING, even your favorite junk, but in the right quantities. Once you start counting, you'll realize how easy it is to skyrocket to a whopping 4000 or 6000 caloric intake a day if your food choices and portions are all messed up. You won't be able to function if you stubbornly stick to 2000 calories of your favorite junk, because the portions will be so small that you'll be hungry all the time. So you'll automatically shift to things that you can have bigger portions of and that fill your stomach better and make you feel fuller for longer.
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Can Yetta, or some other Baker with training/exercise/nutrition credentials, please explain again how Jin can peloton for a couple of hours each day in addition to yoga and look like she does? Yetta has given her considered opinion before, but I just don’t understand.
Is peloton mostly useful for cardio and yoga for movement, strength and balance? When I see Jen’s true-to-life photos (thanks Baker-sleuths) it truly looks like she does no workouts at all. I wonder what her a1c lab results would look like — Jin is only 42 and still young(ish).
GIRL, you need to get things under control now before menopause changes everything. Unfortunately, GIRL, you have dug yourself a hole and you may not be able to get out.. -
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There were lots of yellow shirts all over the springs, it was the 10K but I think it was one you needed to buy, hers was probably a medium and should have been L or XL. Her posture is soooooloooo bad. She hides it with the back pack.
The more I go, the less I carry. One refillable bottle, I switched my wallet to one that hold ID, medical card, my debit card, a credit card, Disney gift cards, thanks to 5% off from Target, and cash if I have any. My little cross body has room for more, but I do not have a need for extra under shorts, 6 hand creams, 14 lip glosses and balms, and whatever else. Oh, my truck and house keys. But you see so many people with bigger back packs than hers, with no kids! Sorry, when you are an old granny, carrying heavy shit is uncomfortable, and seriously, what can she possibly she except her glasses case, keys, and wallet.
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.Those pants are definitely too tight. The Carve images are tighter than boyfriend jeans but not circulation cutting off tight.
The sad part is, if she sized up , she would have looked better than a sausage casing..
OffAndRacingInMyNewSausageCasingLikeJen Pt. 454 |
