OffAndRacingInMyNewSausageCasingLikeJen Pt. 454

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    Genius thread title! Love it so much!

    Damn, how are her ass and thighs growing so much? Seriously. The only reason she works out is for weight control. Always has been. What's a girl to do, when that doesn't work anymore? She thinks wogging a 10K means she can eat more cookies, but that's not (obviously) the case anymore for her.
     
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    I join pinksims in the freshly cut hair club. I'm still firmly in my blunt lob era and loving it. I cannot fathom having Gene's rat tails and daring to come out the house. I'd order a CreaClip and hairdressing scissors from Amazon, hide behind the closed front door during delivery (must not scare the delivery guy AKA my savor), wait until it's dark outside to retrieve the parcel and chop all those ends off so I could finally book an appointment at the salon and get a proper cut.

    I can kind of understand being delulu about your actual body size. I can also get being delulu about your eating habits (me every single holiday season). I do not get at all being delulu about those spiderwebs. That's get-me-the-straight-jacket-stat levels of delulu. Does not compute. :nono2:
     
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    She's gotta have enough hair to put up into her fake bun on her fun runs. :confused-smiley-emoticon-1:
     
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    QUOTE (Trash Plate @ 16/4/2024, 18:01) 
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    Our collective reminder that Jen announced it was a BRIDAL staircase when she first revealed Mushroom Manor to her dear friends. From then on, it's been: always the bridal staircase poser, never ever again the bride. :snickering:

    Have the lonely life you deserve, Jen.
     
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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 17/4/2024, 01:39) 
    QUOTE (Trash Plate @ 16/4/2024, 18:01) 
    Screenshot-20240416-085746

    Our collective reminder that Jen announced it was a BRIDAL staircase when she first revealed Mushroom Manor to her dear friends. From then on, it's been: always the bridal staircase poser, never ever again the bride. :snickering:

    Have the lonely life you deserve, Jen.

    Mushroom Manor! Haha. Good one!
     
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    Whoever said her thigh is bigger than her head wasn’t wrong! Even her upper arm is huge compared to her pinhead. (Let’s be real—it’s just huge.)

    Imagine setting up your camera in your foyer, then stepping back to capture that ridiculous pose so you can brag to your fans about your 3,274th RunDisney adventure.
     
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    she thinks standing like that makes people not be able to tell she is a fat ass

    she has trunks for legs and a fat ass and hips
     
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 4/16/2024, 05:10 PM)
    Um, Jenny…

    You used the excuse that you were leaving “bright and early tomorrow for WDW” but the other day you said you were “coming in kind of late” when you were looking at your schedule on the computer.

    You’re a compulsive liar!

    I suggest you stop lying, or fix your memory problem before the patrons catch onto this absolute bullshit.

    I guess security is not an issue. Jen ready for suspension of reality. Reality avoiding Jen. (New handle).
     
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    Who's up for a little game of spot the difference?

    SPOILER (click to view)
    😂😂😂

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    We found Jen’s interior designer!!

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    Trying to make sense of the "bounding" outfits she posted, and the Dug one makes no sense, except for that she never got to wear it last time when she had planned to. Pesky nephew's wedding!
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    I thought she wore the one on the bottom right already. Didn’t she post that weird boomerang story?
     
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    There isn't even a half marathon during this event.
     
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    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 17/4/2024, 02:59) 
    Trying to make sense of the "bounding" outfits she posted, and the Dug one makes no sense, except for that she never got to wear it last time when she had planned to. Pesky nephew's wedding!
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    Wait wait wait. There aren't 4 races. There isn't a half marathon. There are 3 races (5k, 10k, and10 miles) the stitch challenge is if your do all 3. What is with saying Stitch is for the half marathon?
     
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    QUOTE (Agressive Brusher @ 17/4/2024, 03:29) 
    I thought she wore the one on the bottom right already. Didn’t she post that weird boomerang story?

    Yes, the Russell from Up outfit is a repeat. Last year SpringTime Surprise was Pixar themed: Cars, Monsters Inc, Toy Story, but she didn't match the individual race themes, and instead made all the outfits for HER favorite Pixar movie, Up: Kevin the Bird, Russell the boy scout, the house and ballons.
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