OffAndRacingInMyNewSausageCasingLikeJen Pt. 454

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    Oh I hope she shows up for a non existent race in costume...at 3:30 am... :snickering:

    At least the Russell outfit looks like it has a little space to give and wasn't skin tight last year. She's gained weight so it will be an interesting look this year.

    Edited by WhyAmIHere - 4/17/2024, 03:51 AM
     
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 16/4/2024, 13:46) 
    is there not even ONE wonderer that tells her these videos are all the same? it’s repetitive and doesn’t make for good content? you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all

    I hope Jill acts bored by this “obvious accomplishment” again

    One peep out of them and she will threaten to take her toys and go home. Or they will get kicked out of her wonderer (barf) group.
     
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    QUOTE (SweetSmellOfSolitude @ 17/4/2024, 03:42) 
    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 17/4/2024, 02:59) 
    Trying to make sense of the "bounding" outfits she posted, and the Dug one makes no sense, except for that she never got to wear it last time when she had planned to. Pesky nephew's wedding!
    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc12033510/...0416_195549.jpg)

    Wait wait wait. There aren't 4 races. There isn't a half marathon. There are 3 races (5k, 10k, and10 miles) the stitch challenge is if your do all 3. What is with saying Stitch is for the half marathon?

    Oops, Sorry. That's my error. I'm not familiar enough with these runDisney events, and was just basing it on the photo and not looking close enough to what it said. I see now that it says "challenge" meaning for completing all three races this weekend. So what does she have the Stitch outfit for? Is that her yoga outfit??
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    Edited by CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob - 4/17/2024, 03:59 AM
     
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    Oh yay, another yoga too!
     
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    The woman's costume behind her is so much better and more playful! These polyester dresses stretched to see-thru proportions are so embarrassing and low effort. Yet Jen thinks she's so ~wacky and ~crazy in her getup. What a square dork.
     
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    I will have to stay away while this run Disney repeat nonsense is happening. :hi-computer-smiley-emoticon:
    How is her head this tiny??
    Is she punking us???
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 4/16/2024, 07:23 PM) 
    How can she be 'so excited' about something she's already done 84 times?

    How can she be "SO EXCITED" in general? I don't think she had that histrionic grin back in the Ross days. :5153:
     
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    Kind of OT but does Jen leave food in her car while it’s parked for weeks on end? I accidentally left a bag of candy in my trunk and found mouse activity yesterday. This is a regularly cleaned car that is parked in a garage. Yes, I’m freaking out.

    I feel like “Blue” would be very much at risk for this kind of thing.
     
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    Based on her recent demonstrations of ‘hygiene’ I’m thinking that she would very likely still eat anything that mice may have sampled…..
     
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    Mice are probably cleaner than Jen and Blue in their current states 🤢
     
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    I suspect she can be found in The Chonk Chute at the race start.
     
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    The idea of eating food that has been enclosed in a hot, humid car for weeks at a time makes me sick. Factor in rodents and insects— :20130930103114-64d41b31: But Jenny will eat anything including powder room candy, closet chocolate, and hoarded travel candies.
     
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    A little birdie sent me a message to let us know that a “Ross, J” has cleared the upgrade list on a flight tomorrow.

    Coincidence? I think not. Not for shot in the ass with luck, Jenny.

    The flight is scheduled to arrive in the afternoon and is not “coming in kind of late”.
     
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    She also leaves all of that bedding and blankets in her car. A perfect place for mice or bugs to nest.
     
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 17/4/2024, 05:24) 
    A little birdie sent me a message to let us know that a “Ross, J” has cleared the upgrade list on a flight tomorrow.

    Coincidence? I think not. Not for shot in the ass with luck, Jenny.

    The flight is scheduled to arrive in the afternoon and is not “coming in kind of late”.

    I'm slow this morning. What does this mean?
     
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