OffAndRacingInMyNewSausageCasingLikeJen Pt. 454

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    "I could live in this size place," yeah, that IS the size of most people's real homes. God.
     
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    nearly an hour good grief.
    it starts with a tour of another boring airbnb, but she says "i could live in a place this size" (paraphrased, i'm not rewinding). so DO IT THEN. move out of your mouldy empty house already.
     
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    Within the first minute, says she is breaking in new shoes, then writes that the shoes got returned after the hike. You put your snanky feet in shoes and hiked through the desert (no shower presumably) and then returned the shoes??? Gross. And she's a millionaire folks.
     
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    Showing the backpack clip she failed to fix--she really thinks every moment of footage is so precious and she MUST include it. Cut out 40 mins of this crap!
     
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    How does she edit this and think "yep! I DEFINITELY need to include this clip of me rambling about absolute nothing!"

    Then she's shocked when it ends up an hour long, and claims she was "chatty." :rolleyes:
     
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    I’ll be visiting Sedona later this year. I assume there’s nothing to be gleaned from watching Jen talk about herself for over an hour.

    As usual, she looks idiotic in her thumbnail.
     
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    In 2 years of this ridiculous lifestyle, she's caused horrible sun damage to her hands, the side of her face, and across the bridge of her nose. Have the face you deserve.
     
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    The heat index is going to be over 100 in Orlando this weekend--love that for her.
     
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 17/4/2024, 16:41) 
    She does have rubbermaid bins and coolers but yes I think she leaves peanut butter, packages of crackers. Things that are sealed and won't spoil. I also think she leaves skin care, toothpaste in it. At least the Disney hoarders bin is stored in a controlled temperature.
    Remember the trash heap from Fraggle Rock?

    Since she's no longer a Melissa and didn't want to revert back to Boyles, I guess Jen is now Fraggle Ross. :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic

    lsNGXVC
     
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    I’m done I checked out at the 19:13 mark. Took one look at that “Mega” croissant wondering how long it’s been in that Ziploc bag?
    :20130930103114-64d41b31:

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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 17/4/2024, 17:32) 
    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 17/4/2024, 16:41) 
    She does have rubbermaid bins and coolers but yes I think she leaves peanut butter, packages of crackers. Things that are sealed and won't spoil. I also think she leaves skin care, toothpaste in it. At least the Disney hoarders bin is stored in a controlled temperature.
    Remember the trash heap from Fraggle Rock?

    Since she's no longer a Melissa and didn't want to revert back to Boyles, I guess Jen is now Fraggle Ross. :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic

    lsNGXVC

    :celebrating-smiley-emoticon:
    You win the internets today! Fraggle Ross😂😂
     
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    How on earth was she able to return those shoes?? She used them! And not in her bedroom, on a hike!
     
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    That freak is buying gifts (chocolate) for the airline crew now...

    She saw one of her IG friends do it first, of course.
     
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    Considering the amount of stuff you have, no, you can't live in that size.
     
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    She bought a chocolate bar at the airport when she has at least 22 bars in her pantry at home! Sugar pig.
     
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