OffAndRacingInMyNewSausageCasingLikeJen Pt. 454

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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 4/17/2024, 05:43 PM) 
    She bought a chocolate bar at the airport when she has at least 22 bars in her pantry at home! Sugar pig.

    Multiple chocolate bars! Ms. I-don't-have-a-sweet-tooth told on herself that she ate the marshmallow chocolate bar the night before.
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 17/4/2024, 17:09) 
    Remember her always with her mouth stuffed

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    My word, she’s so unattractive
     
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 4/17/2024, 10:24 AM) 
    I’ll be visiting Sedona later this year. I assume there’s nothing to be gleaned from watching Jen talk about herself for over an hour.

    As usual, she looks idiotic in her thumbnail.

    Well, she showed absolutely nothing of the town, but if you want to know Jen's hummus of choice on the West coast, you're in luck.
     
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    I am dreadfully sorry, but I noticed ONE thing that is actually good when she eats and chews. She keeps her trap SHUT.

    Ban me if necessary.
     
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    So the first hike was her jabbering away and giving hiking tips. Nobody is watching her for hiking content, because she’s terrible at it and nobody wants jabbering in their hiking content, and nobody who aspires to be a hiker is getting “what to pack” tips from the poser who claims she’s “worried” about everyone while they are hiking.

    She did an aura reading; no deets on that. She did some sort of guided meditation; vague commentary on that.

    Bathtubs in Airbnbs. Reading her book. Eating hummus. Journaling. “Working.” Yoga. Go to coffee shop. Buy stickers.

    She mentions multiple times in that first hike about what an amazing life she has. This is NOT A LIFE. She’s not actually DOING anything.
     
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    Imagine having this smelly loner ogre creeping on you and your partner while you're trying to have a romantic getaway. Ma'am, do you mean for your skin to look like that??

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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 4/17/2024, 05:24 PM) 
    I’ll be visiting Sedona later this year. I assume there’s nothing to be gleaned from watching Jen talk about herself for over an hour.

    As usual, she looks idiotic in her thumbnail.

    I hope you report back about your hummus of choice! Who travels and does not try out the local foods? She eats the same things every time.
     
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    She is literally saying she's "fresh as a daisy!" here. lmaoooooo disagree.

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    She truly doesn't DO anything. It's always her robotic routine. Morning hike so she can galavant around town and buy all the snacks and treats and stickers by noon. Then she scurries off to the airbnb to settle in. She pretends she's not hungry and will graze on hummus and kombucha...

    I kind of suspect she door dashes in a massive feast for 6 when she's at these airbnbs, she just never mentions it. Always so excited to settle in for the night. Does she just sit there staring at the walls while having carrots and hummus? Please.
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 17/4/2024, 17:52) 
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    That's SHOCKING, especially for how much she works out. She has to be bordering on obese, if she's not already there.
     
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    lmao at the skinny contents of the fridge with THAT body in front of it. Her shirts don't fit over her ass!!
     
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    That's the body of a dainty little waif who grazes on apples and hummus, obviously. 😤
     
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    the 90210 events are going to kill her
     
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    Can she slice her apples with that right bunion?

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