OffAndRacingInMyNewSausageCasingLikeJen Pt. 454

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    She literally looks like a poop.
     
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    Why does she mix up the crown stuff? She looks like a moron wearing 3 different characters!
     
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    She looks like she's about to squeeze the bottom of the lady in the navy blue shirt. :hearty-laugh:

    I'm over this dumb pose of hers. No matter how much you stretch yourself out, you still look flabby, Jen.
     
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    I’m sure the yoga folks enjoyed her rotten stench while trying to meditate.
     
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    QUOTE (Todolovethebaby2 @ 18/4/2024, 09:09) 
    I watched the whole video but it took the screenshots here for me to realize she ain’t wearing leggings. Those are meant to be joggers 😵‍💫

    Right? Those things had belt loops and pockets!
     
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    QUOTE (grilledcheesesandwiches @ 18/4/2024, 06:01) 
    That is way too close between participants for an enjoyable yoga experience!

    I was in a busy popular yoga class one time and the girl next to me toppled and fell over me. We both scrambled and got back to our poses on our mats :lol:
    Those mats are so close to each other, they will all be in each others spaces when they move around. Disney is squeezing every penny it can out of these dummies. Yoga at Disney is just ridiculous.
     
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    She fits right in at Disney yoga

    God I am so not into this version of Jen
     
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    All those yoga mats, most probably going in a landfill. I’d imagine most of those people already own yoga mats.
     
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    I can guarantee the Bakery will have more exotic, fun and interesting travel plans than Jen! :hi-computer-smiley-emoticon: :t0152:
     
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    QUOTE (Livi! @ 4/18/2024, 10:37 AM) 
    They equally suck as parents. His space trip should be a reminder of that.

    Again I'm way behind...space trip??? somebody dm me plzzz, dying to know😁
     
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    QUOTE (RosyRosa @ 4/18/2024, 02:33 PM) 
    QUOTE (Livi! @ 4/18/2024, 10:37 AM) 
    They equally suck as parents. His space trip should be a reminder of that.

    Again I'm way behind...space trip??? somebody dm me plzzz, dying to know😁

    I think you need to contribute more before anyone DMs. Trusted bakers only. Sorry.
     
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    I thought everyone knew Don went on a SpaceX mission?? :being-confused-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    OH yay, another wogDisney weekend is upon us bakers! Let us carb load and fuel ourselves with the electrolytes of choice for the 5K!

    To turn from the runDisney clownery for a bit, I was thinking about her 90210 event coming up in October. The Trail event... basically hiking 3 marathons over 3 days in mountain terrain. It's an alumni only event so there is not much onfo there for a plebe like me, but I grew up with Tahoe as my backyard and a few summer day trips to the Northstar resort, which is a ski resort that has hiking and mountain biking trails in the summer. Since this is being billed as something different than the Everesting events, I am going to assume that these are mountain trails that will go up and down in elevation for the 26 miles. Up til now Jen has been doing uphill ONLY and riding her ass down the hill in a gondola. We know she is a beast and can muscle herself through anything, all that uphill hiking. I think the Trail event is going to wreck her. Her weight gain, her wonky hip, her *structural issues* with her feet... downhill is what SUCKS for all of that. Her joints and ligaments aregoing to absolutely hate it.

    And doesn't she have fall runDisneys after that? I hope the Trail event ruins her next runDisney season. :1485540604:
     
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    Beefy, she could be an inspiration to a lot of people. Physically, I can do yoga, pilates, or run. She can do it all, yet compare pics from before Kale farts to now, the inspiration is to over eat and get huge.
     
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    I have never done yoga so I don't know but I am guessing this is suppose to be relaxing to some extent. how can this be with giant dog ears on your pin head

    plus won't they slip off while she pretends she can do certain poses and will be knocking people with them??

    god she is stupid its like the kind of thing you can do once and say hey that's off my bucket list and never repeat it yet she did just it a month ago and is still as happy as a pig in shit
     
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