OffAndRacingInMyNewSausageCasingLikeJen Pt. 454

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    She's bragging on social media about overconsumption, posing with her XL receipt of official Disney merch and a smug smile (after complaining about the price of petrol just days earlier). For those who are at times inclined to feel sorry for Jen, her likely PPD of yore and the departure of SMD: do. not. feel. sorry. for. her. She's a woman who went for the richest guy she could find in her early twenties, delayed having children as long as possible only to have them to increase her financial gains.

    She's not just a shopaholic. She's a tone-deaf, self-absorbed, uncaring bitch.

    Edited by AirportHashBrown - 18/4/2024, 17:26
     
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    What is the point of buying all of that cheap shit? It's literally junk.

    Being 100% dependent on a man is not a flex.

    She is no better than the prostitutes I drive past on the boulevard.
     
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    QUOTE (Trash Plate @ 18/4/2024, 17:27) 
    She is no better than the prostitutes I drive past on the boulevard.

    Let's not insult prostitutes. They work. They get ready every day, showering, doing their hair, trying their best and leave the comfort of their home to do their job. They're also contributing to society's needs. UnlikeJen.
     
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    Spend it all, JMoney.

    Some day when the hoard collapses the floor of her moldy house, I hope she still has someone in her life who will come pull her out of the rubble.
    SPOILER (click to view)
    JK—I hope she’s trapped and even raggedy Jasper takes the opportunity to finally escape.
     
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 18/4/2024, 17:09) 
    Why does her hip have a bunion? :lol:

    This was literally my first thought
    Ha ha ha
     
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    Are we supposed to be envious that Jen bought herself more Disney shirts? Because there is no part of me that wants shoe ornaments. Of course there is nothing for the children on that long ass receipt.
     
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    But paying $9 for goldfish for the kids while on their last cruise was too much.
     
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    She thinks she’s adorable spending all Don’s money on all that crap, showing off the long receipt and saying “whoops”.

    All it does is highlight her insane shopping addiction and need for a therapist.

    Get help! Stat!
     
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    QUOTE (Free CC @ 4/18/2024, 03:22 AM) 
    QUOTE (Don'sDollars @ 18/4/2024, 01:30) 
    My cousin lives in Sedona and we went there a few years ago. I've been to that exact creekside spot at Cathedral. It's beautiful. The water is freaking cold cause it's glacial--even in the summer. The creekside area there is absolutely magical. She didn't even go to downtown to walk around or shop at Tlaquepaque or go to the Airport look out or Chapel of the Holy Cross. Such a beautiful area and she didn't even see half of it.

    Everything you said. How do you come to Sedona and not go to Chapel of the Holy Cross?!? People travel from all over the world to visit it.

    I'm about as irreligious as they come and that looks stunning, I would definitely go there! Epic fail, "travel vlogger" Jen.
     
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    It's gross that she constantly complains about the Instagram and YouTube poors but posts constantly when she thinks she has something to be smug about.

    Basically: "I hate all of you but want to make sure you watch me spend Don's money."
     
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    If it's not in Don's budget she doesn't buy it
     
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    How does someone so homely think that they are so cute and adorable?
     
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    She really is unattractive. She clearly thought her scraggly long, lush locks were making her look sexy today underneath her Disney ears.
     
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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 18/4/2024, 18:39) 
    How does someone so homely think that they are so cute and adorable?

    She also thinks she's a successful, accomplished business woman, a busy person, an athlete, and a good mom. There's basically no aspect of her life that she's not delusional about.
     
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    Her hip bunion :snickering: is growing.

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