OffAndRacingInMyNewSausageCasingLikeJen Pt. 454

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    I am working from home today and clearly I have time on my hands.

    WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL! she is hugging those ill fitted jeans that will surely give her more yeast infections.

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    I am going to need someone that sees her in person to actually report what she really looks like. It's like her teeth, one minute she looks like she has none then all 100 pop out. One minute she just looks ok then bam, she's gained 40 pounds.

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    wait the fuck a minute, her jeans are a size 4. NO WAY! I am a 4 and oh dear God, if I look like she does recently, I might sign up for a personal trainer and get on ozempic. or I must be a size 0.
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    Edited by merino wool underwear - 4/19/2024, 08:57 AM
     
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    She only loves those jeans because of vanity sizing
     
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    I was recently on a plane from Chicago to New Orleans. The woman in the seat in front of me had “Disneyland Park” printed across her shoulders on the back of her sweatshirt. Her large shoulders looked even wider with the placement of the words. Her hair was in a tiny bun and for one moment, I wondered if it could be Jenny. Of course, it wasn’t.

    I also saw that Vosges Chocolate kiosk in the airport, selling the Tom Petty collab chocolate bars, but I didn’t stop - even though I’m a big Tom Petty fan. Six 2 ounce chocolate bars for $50. Plus a STICKER! Get yours now.
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    OMg Mr. Why would love those. When Tom Petty passed you would have thought it was his beloved pet and he was down for a week.
     
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 4/19/2024, 10:47 AM) 
    thanks for uploading the pics :thumbs-up:

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    Beefy has a double chin now.
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    She just had to show that size again… hi, Jenny! Get some help!

    Were the jeans supposed to be baggy? Because they look like leggings on her.

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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 19/4/2024, 16:47) 

    The way I just cackled at work!
     
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    Yes, they were supposed to be loose jeans.
     
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    HOW IS SHE A SIZE 4. She's an elephant.
     
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    The jeans company is taking vanity sizing to a whole 'nother level. We saw her body in the bathing suit and it is NOT a size 4 by normal standards. Maybe the company sizes their clothes like Chicos, where a 4 is the equivalent of something like XXL.

    Nice try Jen, but show yourself wearing a pair of size 4 jeans from a standard jeans company, like Levi or Seven, go ahead- we'll wait.
     
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    they are not real jean denim - they have stretch in them. thats how she can squeeze herself into a vanity sz 4. also, thy market to her age group who are all about sizing...in reqlity she's a 10-12
     
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    Just a refresher, Jen got the jeans in black and in the light denim during her springtime haul video. She had liked the black they came rolled up and she was rolling them down to see which way she liked them? Then she tried on the light denim and that’s where she started going into the whole conversation about sizing down to a 4 .
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    Then in today’s favorites video she proudly showcase her size 4.
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    In the springtime haul when she pulls at the waist, you know the Jean is a cotton spandex material. On their website, it’s made of cotton and some spandex. When it comes to spandex jeans there’s always stretch when you pull at them.

    In her video when she tugs at them you hear the “snap”when she releases the tug and they go right back to her waist. My point is you can’t stretch 100% denim classic cotton jeans there is no give. My thoughts Jen likes the Jean because of the size.
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 19/4/2024, 16:30) 
    She looks ridiculous.

    Lol my husband asked if she came in 545th place!
     
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    QUOTE (Ican’twiththelikesofher @ 19/4/2024, 17:45) 
    So It’s a favorites video. Does everyone remember when she hauled the jeans that she’s currently wearing at Disney a few weeks back during her two-piece bikini haul? Remember, she said she was thinking about sizing down to a size 4, even though the 6 fit fine?

    Jen: “Somebody got the memo that no Jeans ever work for me. OK we’ll make Jen the perfect pair of jeans for her body and here they are. They are the perfect curve girl Jean. I’m guessing they were for other body types too, but you guys know I am curvy I am short, short waisted and very curvy, especially in the caboose-thigh region”.

    Also Jen: “Anyways, when I hauled them, I had bought a size 6 because when I took their sizing guide that’s the size they put me in. I’m usually around a medium in pants lately that translates somewhere between 4 and 6 depends on the brand and I did read in the reviews that people said to size down, but I was like no I’m gonna go with what their size guide says. And they fit but I wonder if the 4 would fit? There good but could be better”.

    Jen made the exchange. She’s so happy she did Jen’s a 4 in this brand and it’s her favorite brand now. So no one better tell Jen Ross she isn’t a 4?
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    That moment, Jen professes her undying love for her size 4 jeans.
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    If that's a 4, what am I? Minus 2?
     
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    So if I buy jeans from Carve Designs I'm a size 0, am I? :lol:
     
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