OffAndRacingInMyNewSausageCasingLikeJen Pt. 454

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    She's wearing jeans to the park again today. I'm going to guess whoever said the dick shorts don't fit was right. Can't wait to hear her bitch about the heat in every vlog.
     
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    Has she been marinating in the same tight jeans for three days?
     
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    She makes sure that everybody knows that she sweats a lot, and also shows herself wearing the same jeans in hot weather for three days straight. Yuck.
     
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    Uterus bunion. Oops…I mean structural uterine issues.
     
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 4/19/2024, 12:41 PM) 
    And way to go Beefy Gene. You must have set a new world record for 5Ks, at least your finish like pictures look like it.

    She's trying out for the Olympics, don't ya know. 🤣 (she acts like it anyway)
     
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    For the record, I’m not about fat shaming or any type of body shaming. I’m about Jen-shaming because she’s spent her life doing the same to others. And she’s unjustifiably smug.
     
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    QUOTE (NoLongerAvailable @ 4/19/2024, 12:50 PM) 
    Can someone post comparison pics of her just last year in the races compared to now?

    It’s unsettling seeing the change in this short time. Does she snack on salt tabs during the day?

    She's going to have a heart attack with all that salt and electrolytes.

    RE: comparison photos
    WOW! One is angled and one is straight on, but you can really see the difference.
     
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    87F and she's wearing jeans?! I too think she bought a size 4 to show and a larger size to wear.

    I had a FUPA as a teen. Some women bounce back to flat stomachs immediately after childbirth and have a flat stomach when they are over the hill. Jen, you were skinnier after childbirth. And it's not a lumpy child bearing over the hill uterus that is sticking out.

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    She thinks she's so adorable. Her eyes look so disturbed in her pictures
     
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    Pact has been having sales all month for earth day. Maybe it was too painful to buy a larger size in the dick shorts? I don’t get why on earth you’d e wearing jeans in that weather. Especially if you had self declared “jean trauma”
     
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    Jen has a supa fupa not a regular fupa. Her uterus is well protected. I hope CC pointed it out and made her cry for real. Back on the kale tubby!
     
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    I am so confused over her post about a uterus. What? I have a fupa. And I tuck in tops. I also buy clothing that is my size so I don't feel sad about it.

    I also sweat grossly so I won't give her shade for that. But I bet she thought she packed shorts or had them in the storage locker. And like everyone says, they don't fit so shes screwed with the jeans. Can't way to hear about it in the feature length film she will post in a month.
     
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    QUOTE (hardswallowtsk @ 4/19/2024, 12:12 PM) 
    they are not real jean denim - they have stretch in them. thats how she can squeeze herself into a vanity sz 4. also, thy market to her age group who are all about sizing...in reqlity she's a 10-12

    No wonder they are one of her spring favorites- with the vanity sizing and stretch she can wear a 4. But Jennifer listen up- we saw your bathing suit photo and your double chin. People who are a REAL size 4 do not look like that in a bathing suit and they don't have double chins. You are fooling no one, you are simply delusional.
     
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 4/19/2024, 01:24 PM) 
    She gave herself away again when she said “I’m usually around a medium in pants lately.”

    Jenny, that is definitely not “somewhere between 4 and 6”.

    So beyond delusional. So very unwell.

    Exactly!! 0-2 is XS, 4-6 is S, 8-10 is M, and 12-14 is L. She's at least a 10, based on her bathing suit picture.
     
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