OffAndRacingInMyNewSausageCasingLikeJen Pt. 454

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    Neither Jen's fupa nor that lady's fupa on Instagram are because of a uterus. It's because they're overweight.

    Which is fine, lord knows we ALL struggle with our weight. The IG lady had a baby 23 weeks ago. But Jen is just delusional about her size and she was much thinner immediately after having her kids than she is now.
     
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    QUOTE (RossManor2.0 @ 4/19/2024, 02:55 PM) 
    She's wearing jeans to the park again today. I'm going to guess whoever said the dick shorts don't fit was right. Can't wait to hear her bitch about the heat in every vlog.

    That was me. And as of 4pm EDT it's currently 90 degrees in Orlando. No sane person would be wearing jeans, and by sane I mean a person who owns shorts that fit. Jen clearly has outgrown hers.
     
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    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 19/4/2024, 20:33) 
    Her body positivity nonsense in the middle of spamming RunDisney crap? Crying over a Reel?

    She doesn't have a fat stomach! She has a uterus! 😤

    She obviously doesn't know that her uterus is about the size of a plum!!
     
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    Donnie is only 80 months old. It's not obesity. It's postpartum weight.
     
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    :hearty-laugh: Trash Plate !

    SerialShopperLikeJen should take some of those Don Dollars she likes to throw around and pick up some shorts at one of the overpriced shops. I suspect she thinks she’s looking hot (LOL) in those size 4 (allegedly) jeans, so she’s going to keep strutting around in them.

    I have a fupa. I’m only 480 months postpartum so I’m giving myself grace.
     
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    So, the zoo was fun!

     
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    I hope Emily loves that Jen looks like she does now after shaming her while she was pregnant.
     
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    QUOTE (hardswallowtsk @ 19/4/2024, 18:12) 
    they are not real jean denim - they have stretch in them. thats how she can squeeze herself into a vanity sz 4. also, thy market to her age group who are all about sizing...in reqlity she's a 10-12

    I read some different reviews on these jeans. One person said she was 155 pounds and the size 8 jeans were too baggy on her. Others said to size down a minimum of 2 sizes. And, of course, her size 4 jeans are fitted when supposed to be baggy. She just likes the idea of being a 4. She's comfortably at least a 10.
     
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    She just never gets it, does she?

    WE ARE NOT MAKING FUN OF YOUR SIZE! we are mocking your bullshit. You preach about body positivity, you tell your weird wonderers that you are honest and to only believe you

    You know damn well you are not a size 4 and nobody would know or care what size you wear if YOU didn't keep bringing it up.

    We can tell you are a size 8 or 10. So what. nobody cares that you are bigger now. Seriously NOBODY CARES.

    We make fun of your lies and your obsessive need to be a certain size. All of this just proves how right the bakery is about you.
     
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    "I watched some tv! Are you proud of me!?"

    She's still pretending she doesn't binge watch 25 seasons of shows per month?

    :confused-smiley-emoticon-1:
     
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 19/4/2024, 16:34) 
    All photo pass pics are up. My Dr is running late, rest assured, seen one race, seen them all.
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    Tinkerswell
    Tinkerbellend
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    The puns just write themselves. :snickering:

    JenuinelyUnorganized Thanks for posting and let us know how everything went! Fingers crossed it's all good and you recover quickly.
     
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    She lies about her size WHILE pretending to be a social justice warrior about women's bodies. She needs to pick a lane.
     
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    She doesn't actually believe she's a US size 4, does she?

    That would mean a bunch of women are negative sizes. Tensleigh would be a minus 6 if not minus 8 if Jen's a 4. This is madness.
     
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    Jen needs to “eat more food to lose weight, not less.” Jesus take the wheel.
     
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    QUOTE (ClingingToUtah @ 19/4/2024, 23:07) 
    Jen needs to “eat more food to lose weight, not less.” Jesus take the wheel.

    She needs to hire an actual nutritionist before her ignorance makes her morbidly obese.
     
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