OffAndRacingInMyNewSausageCasingLikeJen Pt. 454

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    "Our joy is in motion."

    Is that joy at a standstill and stuffed in your closet when you babysit your kids? Because we NEVER see that kind of joy on your face when those two babies are in the same zip code as you are. Literally EVER!
     
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    I haven’t caught up yet but I’m crying at her latest Instagram stories where she’s pretending to pep talk other people about looking like shit in their Run Disney photos :hearty-laugh: I know she’s sobbing at how fat she looks, especially in that second photo, so she’s projecting hating how she looks onto others. Again.

    Also, I know she thinks she looks adorable here but she just she looks mentally unstable.

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    And what does this bitch have against chapstick? My lips hurt just looking at this crusty ass mess. Ewwww.

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    Edited by Gene Is Sis Concert - 4/19/2024, 11:50 PM
     
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    Seriously, get some fucking real therapy.

    She is obsessed with herself and her body.

    “Lighting and angles, Babe.”

    “Lighting and angles is everything…”

    And if you’re Jenny… PHOTOSHOPPING is also everything :snickering:
     
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    Yay a scolding! A Disney scolding! :lol:

    I love that she is at a theme park reading the Gossip Bakery :lol:
     
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    Her voice sounds like she is going to cry over those photos while saying it's all about angles. I think she feels if she says something enough it will make it true.
     
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    Her self absorption can still shock me. Damn she is disordered.
     
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    Her leg in this first photo. What's going on there? I first noticed it in her Instagram rant about how angles and lighting makes her look fat. Angles and lighting didn't do that to her leg.
     
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    Nobody else has race photos, Jen. Nobody else is there repeatedly running Disney races. We're all to busy living our lives. We have jobs :lol:
     
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    The heavier she is, the dorkier she looks. I had a tear in my eye from a case of the intense giggles when I saw her sweaty, double-chinned Tinkerswell wogging runDisney photographer photo.

    I feel almost embarrassed that i find this all so funny but then I remember what a bitch she was for so many years to Don, Emily and others re; their weight and all's good again. Karma is real.
     
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    She can convince herself of anything if it means not actually having to work on herself.
     
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 4/19/2024, 04:51 PM) 
    Yay a scolding! A Disney scolding! :lol:

    I love that she is at a theme park reading the Gossip Bakery :lol:

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    Still seething over the photo pass pics and the fact that anyone (the Bakery) can see them. :snickering:

    Go have another croissant and protein smoothie, Jenny.
     
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    She's loving her 15 daily croissants until she realises she looks like a fucking mammoth dressed in a Tinkerbell costume :lol:
     
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    Yeah, girl. Treat yo'self. Like you do basically every damn day.

    I need to eat more to lose weight.

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