OffAndRacingInMyNewSausageCasingLikeJen Pt. 454

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    So she's got a T swift secret... so where are the rest of the concerts, which one is she going to bakers?
     
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    Just chiming in to say that her body looks literally exactly like mine right now but I'm 2 months postpartum after back to back IVF pregnancies. I'm nowhere near a size 4 or 6 (and fine with that!!) but...yeah. Wish she'd be more honest about it at the very least.

    Edited by RumpusHermesBangles - 4/20/2024, 12:42 AM
     
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    its not lightening and angles babe its called too many croissants and sweet treats ya fucking tank

    I don't care what you say porky your not a size 4 its laughable at this point her trying to convince herself

    keep packing on the pounds I love this for tanker

    slap a wide load sticker on her giant ass so people know she will make wide right turns during the "race".

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    I’ve never looked at a FUPA and thought “there’s a uterus!” You can’t see internal organs, you daft cow.
     
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    I’d love if she’d stop referring to her self talk by addressing herself as “girl.”

    Girl, get some chapstick.
    Girl, put down the croissant.
    Girl, what is it about you in real life that makes people not want to be around you?
    Girl, you ain’t never getting the real D again.
     
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    She looked absolutely svelte in her post partum family-friendly swimming costume compared to how she looks now. That’s not your uterus….girl.

    Also….she says she needs to eat more to lose weight (I think that’s what she said….) So….clearly she doesn’t need to be eating more….besides eating more protein which we have been saying for years……but….did she just actually admit that she wants to lose weight?
     
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    She reminds me of one of these characters with a really small head.

    garbage
     
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    Also, if she got Taylor Swift concert tickets in Europe…..I won’t be able to stand the levels of her smug. Grrr.

    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 4/20/2024, 12:43 AM) 
    I’ve never looked at a FUPA and thought “there’s a uterus!” You can’t see internal organs, you daft cow.

    Right….like….even super skinny women have uteri (and intestines, stomachs, livers, etc, lol)……it’s not like only fat people have a uterus.

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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 4/19/2024, 11:06 PM) 
    She doesn't actually believe she's a US size 4, does she?

    That would mean a bunch of women are negative sizes. Tensleigh would be a minus 6 if not minus 8 if Jen's a 4. This is madness.

    I would love for Tens to be a -6. That would really send Geno over the edge.
     
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    Geno’s entire eye area is ruined. It’s looking really bad even with all of her filtering. It doesn’t seem like she is going grey, but besides that…..she looks like she is 50. Not 40.
     
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    https://streamable.com/a0ebj5
    https://streamable.com/s1gssn

    Those links only stay good for TWO days
     
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    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 20/4/2024, 01:00) 
    Also, if she got Taylor Swift concert tickets in Europe…..I won’t be able to stand the levels of her smug. Grrr.

    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 4/20/2024, 12:43 AM) 
    I’ve never looked at a FUPA and thought “there’s a uterus!” You can’t see internal organs, you daft cow.

    Right….like….even super skinny women have uteri (and intestines, stomachs, livers, etc, lol)……it’s not like only fat people have a uterus.

    Exactly!!!!
     
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    Hey Jen! Hi! You’re clearly reading here while you’re at the most magical place on Earth, or whatever it is called. Tens had THREE! pregnancies. And her uterus isn’t making her look fat at all. In fact, I bet there are plenty of people in their twenties who wish they had her body. (I wish I did, lol!) And she is the same age as you!

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    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 20/4/2024, 00:53) 
    She looked absolutely svelte in her post partum family-friendly swimming costume compared to how she looks now. That’s not your uterus….girl.

    Also….she says she needs to eat more to lose weight (I think that’s what she said….) So….clearly she doesn’t need to be eating more….besides eating more protein which we have been saying for years……but….did she just actually admit that she wants to lose weight?

    Sort of. What she said was that not eating enough is making her gain weight.
     
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    Did anyone screen record the Disneyworld scolding?

    beefyrun
     
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