OffAndRacingInMyNewSausageCasingLikeJen Pt. 454

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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 4/20/2024, 01:21 AM) 
    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 20/4/2024, 00:53) 
    She looked absolutely svelte in her post partum family-friendly swimming costume compared to how she looks now. That’s not your uterus….girl.

    Also….she says she needs to eat more to lose weight (I think that’s what she said….) So….clearly she doesn’t need to be eating more….besides eating more protein which we have been saying for years……but….did she just actually admit that she wants to lose weight?

    Sort of. What she said was that not eating enough is making her gain weight.

    Okay, thank you for the correction.
     
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    Watching my 600 pound life I heard hundreds of excuses but never anything about uteruses, angles and lighting. I wonder what would Dr Now say!

    Edited by BannedInUtah - 19/4/2024, 21:26
     
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    Why is she acting like no one has ever made a smoothie before? Yogurt? Groundbreaking. Classic Jen just learning about something and then acting like she's imparting her great wisdom onto others. Keep your "eat more to lose weight" wisdom to yourself, fatty.

    Edited by ColdOne - 4/19/2024, 06:26 PM
     
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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 4/18/2024, 09:09 PM) 
    QUOTE (TyphoidJennySuperspreader @ 4/18/2024, 12:43 PM) 
    A little off topic, but I just helped chaperone my son's class to the Kool Aid museum last Friday in the town where it was invented. It was a bit unnerving to find out that the guy who founded the museum is buried under the floor on the main level in front of the Kool Aid exhibit, literally right in the middle of the walkway. I didn't even realize what it was until we were walking over the top of it. It's still the talk of the 5th grade. :blink:



    Part of me really wishes she WOULD photoshop her hip down in those photos. It looks like a hip bunion.

    Wow! You are only about an hour from me. Didn't know there were any other prairie dwellers on this forum.

    Dare I ask exactly where? :in-disbelief-smiley-emoticon: :celebrating-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    Yet again I am forced into song:

    🎤 One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn't belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song? 🎤

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    Jen has to equate being fat with thinking that thin people are abnormal.
     
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    I think her arms look the chunkiest they have ever looked…and I feel like her arms are probably her most flattering feature. But also, she is probably bloated from all the Disney junk food and her sucking down “electrolytes/salt”.
     
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    are we allowed to use the mom bod excuse if we don't have kids?
     
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    QUOTE (Casual Cruelty @ 4/18/2024, 11:29 PM) 
    QUOTE (pinksims @ 18/4/2024, 20:37) 
    I find it mad that she goes to Disney so often and never buys a single thing for her two kids while she's there.

    This!!! I just went to Vegas for the weekend each of my kids wanted 5 souvenirs. What did I do, I got both of them 5 and me nothing. Why because I’m a 39 year old mom. Can’t imagine going to Disney and getting nothing for my babes she is demented 😡

    We went to Disney in February and my son came back with Legos, a Lego cup, keychains, dangly things to hang on his backpack, every pressed penny he could get his hands on, a t shirt, another t shirt at Gatorland, a football, and a stuffed animal. I always come back with a new Disney coffee cup, that's typically all I get. My husband got a t shirt. I bet her kids have no idea how often she's going to Disney without them.
     
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    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 4/19/2024, 06:23 PM) 
    Did anyone screen record the Disneyworld scolding?

    beefyrun

    Sorry I'm late.

     
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 19/4/2024, 23:29) 
    She's reading the bakery at the park. :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic

    How pathetic is she, even at her happiest place and she’s checking the bakery!
     
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    Ahhh thank you, Bespoke!

    I wouldn't call it joy, Gene, I would call it psychosis :embarrassed-smile-smiley-emotic

    And "we are meant to be creatures in motion" -- gee, I wonder what would your ex-"friend" battling ALS would have to say about your ableist statement there? :strong_no_smiley_emoticon:
     
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 20/4/2024, 01:38) 
    are we allowed to use the mom bod excuse if we don't have kids?

    If you have no children but are "over the hill"(?? >.< ) you can use your age as an excuse
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    That is the first time I’ve ever heard someone say we’re taught that women should look like they “don’t have uteruses.”

    Uteruses?

    Good grief GET OFF INSTAGRAM and interact with other humans who have different body types and stop making your body your focus. Your preaching about body acceptance is SO OBVIOUSLY defensive.

    You’re fatter than you used to be. You’re fatter than you want to be. It’s fine. We all only notice because you act like you only eat carrots and you work out 3+ hours a day.

    P.S. Marathons - particularly trail ones - are easier when you aren’t carrying so much weight.
     
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    Now would be a great time for a lurker to take the name Passenger Seat Potato Chips. Or Tortilla Chips. Whatever. We've all seen them!

    Edited by Breakdown - 4/19/2024, 08:06 PM
     
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