OffAndRacingInMyNewSausageCasingLikeJen Pt. 454

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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 20/4/2024, 20:37) 
    What on earth does she tote around in that back pack all day?

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    That is not a size 4 ass at but keep deluding yourself, DoubleChinJin

    p.s. that’s a username up for grabs if any lurkers are ready to join in
     
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    And that is how tight those jeans are after being worn and stretched out for 3 days!!! How tight were they before?!?
     
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    I can see the cellulite on her ass through her jeans! Those must be 60% Lyrca
     
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    She could lose the excess bagage quite easily by cutting down on sugar and fat. It wouldn't be an extreme diet at all. In fact, it'd be the standard diet for many people around the world. Nobody's telling her she can't ever have any sugar or wack-a-molay again but damn, Jen, stop indulging yourself 24/7, be it food, Disney crap or overpriced Etsy ceramics.

    She's treating herself like it's her birthday every single day of the year since her divorce. Moderation and delayed gratification. Her dopamine reward system is completely effed up at this point so I just don't see how she'll go about retraining her brain without proper help but she's got all the funds required to hire the right therapist.
     
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    I almost feel bad for her. Then I remember how she treated her paying viewer who was busy getting treatment for her inoperable cancer and missed the deadline for the holiday card. Or how she treated Don, Winnie, her children.
    If meeting people through Patreon doesn't work, she isn't going to keep begging them to say hi to her. I'm not sure how/if she'll attempt to socialize with anyone once this fails.
     
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    QUOTE (UtahFootBath @ 20/4/2024, 21:03) 
    I almost feel bad for her. Then I remember how she treated her paying viewer who was busy getting treatment for her inoperable cancer and missed the deadline for the holiday card. Or how she treated Don, Winnie, her children.
    If meeting people through Patreon doesn't work, she isn't going to keep begging them to say hi to her. I'm not sure how/if she'll attempt to socialize with anyone once this fails.

    I felt bad for a split second taking the photos, then I remembered that she’s a documented animal abuser and karma is a bitch. :smoking-smiley-face:
     
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    Y’all… is it wrong I’m so excited for the scolding we’re about to get.
     
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    she's been announcing her location for weeks with "come see me!!!!!!!!!!" well........someone came and saw her :lol: definitely don't feel bad. nice pics :thumbs-up:
     
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    Imagine ordering a size 4 just so you can show the tag in a video to a bunch of strangers who criticize your body.

    Unpack that in therapy, Jenbo.

    Feel free to prove me wrong and show me the size 4 tag when the jeans are actually on your body.

    I’m so glad you decided to dress nicely for lunch with a Jenion who is paying you 😬
     
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    Ok so the in-the-wild pics are way more interesting, but this “flying over the finish lines” story annoyed me. You call that flying?!IMG_7653
     
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    Does anyone have a screenshot of how those jeans are supposed to fit? I forgot the brand and style name.
     
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    Oh Jenny, size up girlie! The proportions of the top of that dress are all wrong! And when have we ever seen her this beaming around her kids?! I thought she said the kids were her whole heart, whole world?

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    Her hand placement is concerning given her love of stuffed animals.

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    When we finished our hike today, food trucks were waiting for us. We couldn’t resist our favorite doughnuts (just one each—no backpack doughnuts for us). Then I stopped for a free piece of cake (my cager didn’t). I told him that if my kid-section** looked a bit pudgy it was all lighting and angles, babe. And my uterus.

    **LOL—I see that either I typed a k instead of an m or auto-correct got me. I meant to type “mid-section”, but “kid-section” seemed appropriate in this context.
     
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