BurstingTheSeamsOfMyAllegedSize4JeansLikeJen Pt. 455

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    QUOTE (Queen Cheese @ 25/4/2024, 15:01) 
    things Dons money can buy

    endless trips to Disney
    ugly "workout clothes"
    ugly flip house
    peloton
    extra rumpus vehicle


    things dons money can't buy
    class
    good looks
    nice hair
    chapstick
    intelligence

    chapstick

    :hearty-laugh:

    It’s like that Brady Bunch movie from the 90’s where Carol goes to the salon and her hair can’t be styled as anything but a 70’s mullet.
     
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