BurstingTheSeamsOfMyAllegedSize4JeansLikeJen Pt. 455

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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 27/4/2024, 06:44) 
    She was so lazy with her cabinet wiping. Put some muscle into it!

    Is that her bath bomb cutting board next to the plunger?

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    OMG the pathetic squirts an inch or two from what she was spraying and half ass wiping was making me nuts. Spray all over. Wipe all over. Like you mean it.
     
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    Just like lemons and avocados, Jen doesn’t do conventional water. This empath needs moon water to purify and clean her weary soul.

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    Lol, the real Jen would love to opt out seeing how much she hates Mother's Day!

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    it just popped up on Facebook by another Jennifer saying how wonderful it was as she had recently lost her mother - I just love the coincidence
     
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    QUOTE (ZizizouzouTWO! @ 27/4/2024, 10:36) 
    Just like lemons and avocados, Jen doesn’t do conventional water. This empath needs moon water to purify and clean her weary soul.

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    You rang!!
     
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    An hour of Jen keeping things she doesn’t use or need. Should have had a kitchen garbage bag stuffed full to overflowing by the end of that video.
     
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    I love how she pointed out that the Stoney Clover headbands don’t fit her head as she put them back in the drawer. She has way too many scrunchies for someone with so little hair.
     
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    Hmmm...What to do with a 3 year old jar of Moon Water. Ummm...Pour it down the drain? If you haven't used it in 3 years, you're never going to. Why leave it sitting there for another 5 years? It's useless.
     
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    I’m not caught up - may I ask what’s “moon water”? Is that like Asa’s diamond water (Shahs of Sunset) :lol:
     
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 4/27/2024, 12:05 AM) 
    I'm sorry but was Winnie's toothbrush next to Jen's retainer?

    She's using lip treatment every night. How? :crying:

    Girl needs to invest in some Laneige lip masks, because damn.
     
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    QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 27/4/2024, 16:00) 
    I’m not caught up - may I ask what’s “moon water”? Is that like Asa’s diamond water (Shahs of Sunset) :lol:

    It’s a jar of tap water that she left outside overnight four years ago to let the moon’s energy charge the water in order to do some woo woo magic for her. She wonders what she should do with it. Um, pour it down the drain, moron!
     
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    She was 100% trying to wish Donald back with the moon water. :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic
     
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    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 27/4/2024, 17:16) 
    She was 100% trying to wish Donald back with the moon water. :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic

    That might have worked before Tens was in the picture.

    Once he found Tens, no Moon water on this Earth could make him go back to that smelly miserable hag. 🤢🤣
     
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    QUOTE (Aloner Like Jen @ 4/27/2024, 11:06 AM) 
    It’s a jar of tap water that she left outside overnight four years ago to let the moon’s energy charge the water in order to do some woo woo magic for her.

    honestly how did she end up this weird
     
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    I have not seen the video yet because lazy like Jen 💅. But I wonder if she ever gave the kids the Switches or took them away since they have them at their dad's house.
     
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    Did Jenny put water and left it outside in hopes that’s sweet boy Donald returns to her?
     
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