BurstingTheSeamsOfMyAllegedSize4JeansLikeJen Pt. 455

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    Not while you’re eating AirportHashBrown !
    There’s a LOT of extraneous talk of drain hair and she shows the stick she uses to pull the hair out 🤢
     
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    The best is when she does her usual shtick but she does it to herself because there is no more Don.

    Pandora in her stocking, that she made for herself ...

    Oh look it's Pandora, do I even have a Pandora anymore?, I'll have to find it cackle cackle ...

    It's utterly bizarre

    The same routine she would do to Don to torture him when he gave her gifts, she does to herself
     
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    QUOTE (JudgyPants @ 28/4/2024, 22:15) 
    Not while you’re eating AirportHashBrown !
    There’s a LOT of extraneous talk of drain hair and she shows the stick she uses to pull the hair out 🤢

    I gagged sipping my water bottle. The hair talk, the drain talk, the DivaCup and period underwear talk. :nervous:
     
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    QUOTE (LateKate @ 4/27/2024, 08:51 PM) 
    She keeps saying that CC hasn’t shown any interest in this or that, one of her multiple possessions. I’m sure when CC did show interest in something, she went, “NO, THIS IS MOMMY’S” one too many times and now CC is too afraid to show interest in any of her things.

    You can bet that CC and her step sisters play beauty shop and fix each other's hair.
    Jenny is just a fun hater.
     
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    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 28/4/2024, 20:01) 
    I’m watching Emma Chamberlain’s new video and she and her stylist got turned away from a restaurant in Paris because they weren’t dressed chic enough. And then they went back to their hotel restaurant, and they almost got turned away there, but they told them that she was staying at their hotel so then they were able to get a table.

    I hope if Jen is going to Paris, she has similar experiences, lol!

    You mean dick shorts and white Birkenstocks aren’t chic?
    :hearty-laugh:
     
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    How the post-D** life is threating her:

     
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    QUOTE (Livi! @ 4/28/2024, 08:04 AM) 
    Can someone also tell me what that chunky piece of plumbing is around her middle finger? Does it have any meaning? Where does it come from? It's so clunky.

    It's an Oura smart ring to track sleep habits.
     
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    Here's an idea for what to do with your moon water-- pour it down the drain.

    Not one shower gel or bar of soap? WTF?

    stinky-peanuts
     
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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 4/28/2024, 05:22 PM) 
    QUOTE (LateKate @ 4/27/2024, 08:51 PM) 
    She keeps saying that CC hasn’t shown any interest in this or that, one of her multiple possessions. I’m sure when CC did show interest in something, she went, “NO, THIS IS MOMMY’S” one too many times and now CC is too afraid to show interest in any of her things.

    You can bet that CC and her step sisters play beauty shop and fix each other's hair.
    Jenny is just a fun hater.

    to be fair, it’s not like CC can really play beauty shop on her mother, Miss Baldy McBalderson. :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon
     
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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 28/4/2024, 21:54) 
    Well, I've been sick this week and was considering taking a break from Jen for another few days but the Bakery is making me do it.

    Moon water? The Switches "stored" in her bathroom? Hoarding old makeup? Shitty cleaning job? Rapunzel brushes for her three hairs? Ok, you've convinced me. I'm going in.

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    AirportHashBrown AirportHashBrown

    If you can count the number of times she says the word hair, you win!
     
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    QUOTE (BerthaGene @ 4/28/2024, 05:25 PM) 
    Here's an idea for what to do with your moon water-- pour it down the drain.

    Not one shower gel or bar of soap? WTF?

    stinky-peanuts

    Good catch! So she really does just sit in her tub soaking in oily bath bomb water mixed with sweat and dirt. :20130930103114-64d41b31:
     
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    The oily residue from her bath bombs is the only way she can slide herself into her outfits.
     
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    Something tells me she didn’t wait for them to show an interest in these Disney documentaries before forcing the kids to watch them. And it’s probably all she lets them watch which is why they’ve watched them multiple times.

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    I wonder how 3 year old Donny expressed his interest in going to daycare at the height of the pandemic while mommy twiddled her thumbs at home.
     
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    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 4/28/2024, 05:28 PM) 
    I wonder how 3 year old Donny expressed his interest in going to daycare at the height of the pandemic while mommy twiddled her thumbs at home.

    I think Donny was 18 months when they first sent him, right? He had just turned 2 when the pandemic hit in 2020 and she sent him back as soon as she could
     
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