BurstingTheSeamsOfMyAllegedSize4JeansLikeJen Pt. 455

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    Well it is pouring rain in central Florida. I do hope MCO doesn’t have ground holds. LOL. I am picking up my Canadian BFF at the Brightline (train from MCO to FLL) station and spending today and tomorrow at WDW. I wonder if we will go to Gideons for a sugar bomb? I think not.
     
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    QUOTE (Gene Is Sis Concert @ 22/4/2024, 02:58) 
    I would’ve loved to be a fly on the wall when she opened her owners’ locker, pulled out the shorts and she couldn’t pull them up over those dimpled thighs or wide ass. The meltdown she must’ve had must have been epic.

    I’ll bet she looked for a pair of shorts during her requisite target but only size 10 or 12 fit. Obviously she couldn’t buy those because she is a size 4 dammit!!
     
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    It’s entirely possible she did buy shorts and then realized that those of us with legs that aren’t a size 4 can’t comfortably walk around Disney World with the kind of shorts she likes to wear. They tend to ride up in the crotch and you spend half the day pulling them down just for them to ride back up, or you just let them stay up there and your thighs chafe. Longer shorts can do the same thing.

    She should’ve gotten capris. Or she could have worn one of her stupid dresses with the spandex shorts underneath. Disney adults wear stuff like that in the parks all the time.
     
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    Imagine a world where Jen knows how to dress for the weather, her age, and her figure?

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    QUOTE (AcademyAwardWinningActress @ 4/22/2024, 10:54 AM) 
    QUOTE (ample hips @ 22/4/2024, 03:16) 
    My God, this woman is ripe for the picking for any cult leader to just swoop right in and take advantage.

    CAW! CAW!

    Paging Tom Cruise
     
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    Where were these shorts because apparently they’re a staple in her run Disney attire and other travel vlogs?

    Dopey challenge 2023
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    Springtime surprise, 2023
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    Wine and dine 2023
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    Forgot about these famous shorts too. Wine and Dine 2023.
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    Princes half Marathon 2024 is when pants started popping in.
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    Yeah those shorts were struggling before she put on the winter weight. Or her uterus came out of hibernation or whatever story she’s come up with.
     
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    If she spends 10 mins on camera arranging those medals to hold up, I'm gonna lose it
     
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    Can’t imagine what she can do in her awful bathroom to make it nicer other than ripping out all the marble.
     
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    Who's going to tell our Jenny that one wonderer does NOT count as a few? Is this the "royal we" for meet ups of one wonderer? 😆
     
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    QUOTE (ZenJen @ 22/4/2024, 17:15) 
    Can’t imagine what she can do in her awful bathroom to make it nicer other than ripping out all the marble.

    Add some tasty treats: paging PowderRoomCandy
     
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    Oooooh, she'll be putting artwork in her bathroom!! How exciting!!!
    NOT.
     
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    Ewwww the beginning. :sick:

    What an obnoxious fat overgrown toddler. She truly thinks she's the most adorable thing ever.
     
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