BurstingTheSeamsOfMyAllegedSize4JeansLikeJen Pt. 455

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    I haven't been keeping up with her 'exclusive' videos but today I watched the beginning of last month's vlog. It was maddening listening to her talk about taking herself out for brunch so that the cleaning crew can deep clean her house. She acts like it is the one and only time she does anything special for herself. If she likes it so much she can do it every day. It's not like she has a job or volunteer work.

    And omg, listening to her freak out about having a tentmate during her next fake mountain climbing event. You're in your 40s! Why would you be afraid of meeting a person who shares a common interest? She sounds like a basketcase saying that she'll have Blue if she needs to sleep there. You know she's not going to spend the night in the tent.
     
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    Yes! Definitely a Dramamine alert. Imagine having a hangover in there🤮.
     
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    QUOTE (Livi! @ 4/22/2024, 09:29 PM) 
    An air plant for an air head. How perfect.

    I just spit out my water! LOLOL
     
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    QUOTE (UtahFootBath @ 4/22/2024, 10:11 PM)
    I haven't been keeping up with her 'exclusive' videos but today I watched the beginning of last month's vlog. It was maddening listening to her talk about taking herself out for brunch so that the cleaning crew can deep clean her house. She acts like it is the one and only time she does anything special for herself. If she likes it so much she can do it every day. It's not like she has a job or volunteer work.

    And omg, listening to her freak out about having a tentmate during her next fake mountain climbing event. You're in your 40s! Why would you be afraid of meeting a person who shares a common interest? She sounds like a basketcase saying that she'll have Blue if she needs to sleep there. You know she's not going to spend the night in the tent.

    You know she will not be any where near that tent, she will make an excuse to not share. Some circumstance will come up last minute and she will bail.
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 4/22/2024, 11:24 AM) 
    She is SO punchable in the first few seconds. Smug loser.

    8nmngi

    She looks so outrageously dead-behind-the-eyes here… you know, as usual.
     
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    Jasper comes from a long line of wealthy bears.

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    QUOTE (ZenJen @ 22/4/2024, 17:15) 
    Can’t imagine what she can do in her awful bathroom to make it nicer other than ripping out all the marble.

    Add a bear skin rug, light candles and cue the cameras... :snickering:
     
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    Just walked into Epcot I saw 2 people taking that same 4 Medals Down picture.
     
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 4/22/2024, 10:08 PM) 
    Unless Jenny’s taking a sledgehammer to that hideous bathroom, I don’t think I’ll be able to watch the video.

    Her bathroom makes me feel physically ill 😂

    Same... but mainly because she hangs her towel directly above the toilet for maximum poo spray.
     
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    QUOTE (_withblunder_ @ 22/4/2024, 23:10) 
    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 4/22/2024, 10:08 PM) 
    Unless Jenny’s taking a sledgehammer to that hideous bathroom, I don’t think I’ll be able to watch the video.

    Her bathroom makes me feel physically ill 😂

    Same... but mainly because she hangs her towel directly above the toilet for maximum poo spray.

    is there anything she does that is not grossly disgusting?
     
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    ‘I could be spending time with my kids but I decided to collect more of this plastic tat instead’

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    QUOTE (_withblunder_ @ 22/4/2024, 23:10) 
    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 4/22/2024, 10:08 PM) 
    Unless Jenny’s taking a sledgehammer to that hideous bathroom, I don’t think I’ll be able to watch the video.

    Her bathroom makes me feel physically ill 😂

    Same... but mainly because she hangs her towel directly above the toilet for maximum poo spray.

    Hey, poo spray is delicious. Why else would one have an open dish of candy in the same room...
     
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 22/4/2024, 19:34) 
    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 22/4/2024, 17:24) 
    She is SO punchable in the first few seconds. Smug loser.

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    looks like I have a new favorite gif to hate

    Is it me or is she struggling to lift these? :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic
     
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    Not my superficial brain kicking in and going: "That Stitch Challenge medal looks terrible with the other three. They should've gone for a sepia colour design or something."

    In my brain's defense, nothing of worth was said.
    "Slow travel" = I don't want to edit to post videos on time per my schedule that I set.
    Deep-clean the bathroom = lazy content
    "Please, hold me accountable." = No, these people pay you $5/month, they don't need to wrangle your flakiness and stubbornness on top of that.
    "I will always keep it real with you." = bwahaha

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    I would love to be a cat and swat those ugly medals out the open window.
     
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