BurstingTheSeamsOfMyAllegedSize4JeansLikeJen Pt. 455

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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 24/4/2024, 17:36) 
    Just carrots and hummus for dinner for teeny, dainty Jen!!

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    Holy shit! All that money and excercise just to look like that! 😵‍💫
     
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    She ate THREE croissants and a bag of chips on the day of the hike.

    Bright light is not her friend

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    Today's least favorite thing: Jen gasping "I ca...I can't."
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 24/4/2024, 17:19) 
    She is a psycho for circling Utah because she just can't get over the Rosses. And she has to highlight the trail croissant again like a fat freak.

    I've been watching "Baby Reindeer" on Netflix, about a man who gets stalked by a crazy women and it reminds me of how creepy Jen is when she can't let go of the Rosses, doing things exactly like creeping over to Utah when the family is there. Cut the cord, you lunatic, you have money to change your life for the better. But she's going to end up like that crazy lady on this show in a decade!!
     
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    She shows a sheer cliff and then walks along it looking into her camera. Smart.
     
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    She's real salty about not getting the Angel's Landing permit. Yet another thing in Utah that's not available to her.
     
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    Says she’s not a pink person, but her bedding at home is pink.
     
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    QUOTE (SeasonedWood @ 4/24/2024, 12:16 PM) 
    She's real salty about not getting the Angel's Landing permit. Yet another thing in Utah that's not available to her.

    So salty. "I was one of the first people to register for the lottery and still didn't get it" YEAH, how a LOTTERY works - randomized.

    She's just mad she couldn't buy herself fancy special access like she can at Disney.
     
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    Googling “how to anonymously send someone a thesaurus.” Find a word (or a few) other than cute!

    Gene, you need to stop calling it camping. You do not camp. You pull into a campsite and hide in your car.

    As a kid my family camped in Joshua Tree regularly. As in no campsites, no toilets (not even pit toilets). Knowing my hippie dad, it was likely private land we were trespassing on, lol. But we hauled everything in, slept in tents, had campfires, etc. I also did hiking camping trips with dad as a teenager. When my kids were little we camped in campgrounds, in tents. Cooked over the fire, etc. I’m not ashamed to admit I’ve graduated to a pull-behind trailer with lots of amenities, and I’m not above turning on the AC and hiding out in the camper if it’s sweltering hot out. But we still cook at camp, over the fire, have a fire every night, sit outside and *gasp* we even socialize with people camping around us.

    What you do Gene is pull into a site, complain about the price, take a short walk to the bathroom (but only if there’s no one around who might wave at you) and then literally hide in your car. No sitting around the campfire enjoying the evening. No cooking on the fire or camp stove. It’s not camping.

    It’s cosplaying a person living in their car. Just admit you don’t like to camp.
     
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    Her skin in the pictures Cold One posted. Damn. Even her neck is wrinkled.

    withchildwednesday I’m so sorry about your dog. Making that decision is gut wrenching. :cry:
     
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    Maybe I’m just a germaphobe, but I don’t do hot tubs - especially if I don’t know if the water was changed out. Maybe it was… I don’t know, but hot tubs are just so germy to me.

    And the plate that she just picked up off the shelf & put all her food on - one of the 1st things we do when checking into something like a condo is run any dishes we think we’ll use through the dishwasher.

    And the open containers of food left in the fridge… who is going to want to use a half-empty jar of salsa not knowing who’s possibly double-dipped their chips?

    Bless her heart. She finally bought her kids a souvenir - yet another stuffed animal, but, still, I’m kinda proud of her for buying the a stuffed animal w/o also buying herself one.

    And did she ever say what the pyramid rock was? She learns NOTHING about all these places, & the beauty & the history & culture of these different places are completely lost on her. She takes no time at all to learn anything about where she is.

    I mean, she goes around saying eleventy hundred times things like, “It’s so cute!” & “It’s so pretty!” But it’s all the same to her… and, as much as she claims she’s absorbing it all, she’s not. She’ll forget all about where she was & what she saw as soon as she drives away.
     
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    QUOTE (grilledcheesesandwiches @ 23/4/2024, 22:22) 
    I was on instagram last night, and there was one of those size 2/4/6 wearing the same outfit from a clothing boutique reels.

    Let's just say, the size 6 lady and Jen looked nothing alike.

    Well of course she wouldn't like anything like the size 6 lady. Jen's a 4!

    Jen can't pronounce basic English but somehow she's better at French than many people I've seen on the interwebs.
     
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    LMAO she admitted to buying a size large shirt.

    Also finally bought something for her circumstances ... hi Jenny!
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 4/24/2024, 05:33 PM) 
    Woof

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    She looks like a deranged homeless person.
     
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    I think most of her travel videos are an FU to the Rosses for not giving her access to their holiday home in Utah.
    This tiny home even came with a Loftice :woot:

    Edited by LateKate - 24/4/2024, 12:56
     
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