BurstingTheSeamsOfMyAllegedSize4JeansLikeJen Pt. 455

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    I love that she has to say snack smorgasbord because Tens is known for her fabulous charcuterie. Also, mentioning the price of the juice multiple times is such a Jill move.
     
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    I think she says smorgasborg
     
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    QUOTE (SeasonalWinnieBows @ 4/25/2024, 04:49 AM) 
    Gene would be so much better off buying her own heart home somewhere and flying back/forth. That's really what she wants, not the stupid travel stuff she's doing now.

    She could purchase herself a house on a lake near Walt Disney World. She could stay there for all of her runDisney events but still keep her DVC for her and the kids to stay in when she takes them if she doesn't want them in her space. She could do a video series on how she decorates the lake house in the tropics versus the Mold Mausoleum. She can take us with her as she explores the area to find the best croissants and walking trails others don't use. When hurricane season hits, she can be all dramatic about how she is worried about her heart home and all her friends there when she has never shown us a single friend and acts annoyed that her neighbors dared to walk their dog at the same time Jen was checking the mail.
     
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    She has to do everything to death. Every Disney cruise offered. All of the RunDisney events. Buying ALL the things for whatever the hobby of the week is. Multiple croissants, every single day.
     
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    Her brain is missing the satiety centre
     
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    She feels okay about (less than) half-assing parenting, though.
     
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    wtf is all this croissant shit? I eat a banana every morning…should I start posting about it?

    QUOTE (ZenJen @ 25/4/2024, 18:27) 
    I was on the fence about the Paris trip, but I’m on board now with all the freaking croissant pictures. 🙄

    ditto. she’s such a fucking dork
     
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    Doesn’t she get raging indigestion from inhaling ALL that fatty food? I don’t eat anywhere near that amount of food and I don’t swallow it whole, but when I overindulge it still makes me feel sick. I know she burps a lot (on camera, no less), so maybe that’s the key.
     
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    90210 is gonna kill her if she couldn't hike that trail in the last vlog. Remember the morning after one of those events she was sitting on a rocking chair and she looked like she was in a LOT of pain and could barely move? I see that in her future.
     
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 4/25/2024, 05:57 PM)
    QUOTE (UtahFootBath @ 25/4/2024, 15:53) 
    One or two days must be all she can handle before the sadness starts kicking in. I believe this is just an attempt to keep busy just like flying to Fl every few weeks. She ruined her life and knows she can never fix it.
    I do think pretty soon she's going to stop trying to make paying customers act like friends. Her fanbase is not who she imagines it to be.
    I truly cannot imagine being her. She isn't comfortable around her kids. She has no one else. Her nieces must hate her. The last time she enjoyed a holiday was at least five years ago.

    She doesn't exactly pick good locations either. She chooses middle-of-nowhere desolate places (where you can hear a pin drop due to lack of humanity) and then she picks Disney World which is full of families and 'cliques'.

    Exactly she picks these out of the way places, Is that the way the Utah house was too? If she goes to Paris how is she going handle that, perhaps take a taxi cab to the hotel in Disneyland Paris and not come out of there till its time to take the taxi back? Wow, if she had trouble in the U.S. how is she going to handle the language barrier.
     
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    QUOTE (Igotmaditurnedhouseintoaplayroom @ 25/4/2024, 20:01) 
    QUOTE (pinksims @ 4/25/2024, 05:57 PM)
    She doesn't exactly pick good locations either. She chooses middle-of-nowhere desolate places (where you can hear a pin drop due to lack of humanity) and then she picks Disney World which is full of families and 'cliques'.

    Exactly she picks these out of the way places, Is that the way the Utah house was too? If she goes to Paris how is she going handle that, perhaps take a taxi cab to the hotel in Disneyland Paris and not come out of there till its time to take the taxi back? Wow, if she had trouble in the U.S. how is she going to handle the language barrier.

    She's definitely the type of person who will go around speaking English in a "French" accent.
     
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    Jen says she doesn't like pork. She only orders bacon when they're on a cruise, or out for food. She also gets a ham and cheese omelet when she takes herself out for brunch. Other than that, no pork!
     
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    QUOTE (Igotmaditurnedhouseintoaplayroom @ 4/25/2024, 02:01 PM) 
    QUOTE (pinksims @ 4/25/2024, 05:57 PM)
    She doesn't exactly pick good locations either. She chooses middle-of-nowhere desolate places (where you can hear a pin drop due to lack of humanity) and then she picks Disney World which is full of families and 'cliques'.

    Exactly she picks these out of the way places, Is that the way the Utah house was too? If she goes to Paris how is she going handle that, perhaps take a taxi cab to the hotel in Disneyland Paris and not come out of there till its time to take the taxi back? Wow, if she had trouble in the U.S. how is she going to handle the language barrier.

    Or hire private transportation and claim it was worth every Don Dollar penny because she can afford it, and she 10/10 recommends…if it’s within your budget, of course.
     
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 4/25/2024, 08:20 PM)
    QUOTE (Igotmaditurnedhouseintoaplayroom @ 4/25/2024, 02:01 PM) 
    Exactly she picks these out of the way places, Is that the way the Utah house was too? If she goes to Paris how is she going handle that, perhaps take a taxi cab to the hotel in Disneyland Paris and not come out of there till its time to take the taxi back? Wow, if she had trouble in the U.S. how is she going to handle the language barrier.

    Or hire private transportation and claim it was worth every Don Dollar penny because she can afford it, and she 10/10 recommends…if it’s within your budget, of course.

    Silly me to think she would take a taxi, with the French English accent going on her part she will end up in Italy, which would be such a sweet and Hilarious outcome. :hearty-laugh:
     
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    Oh she's gotta be waiting for the houses in Utah beside the heart home to go up for sale and then she'll make her move...
     
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