BurstingTheSeamsOfMyAllegedSize4JeansLikeJen Pt. 455

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    she is reminding me of this Martha on the Netflix show baby reindeer
     
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    This croissant obsession is absurd.
     
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    Don’t all serious athletes run with a croissant and hot beverage of choice in hand?

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    Is that some of that coffee that Jen never drinks?
     
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    PUT. THE CROISSANTS. DOWN.

    Actually, don't. That fat cow will be 250 pounds by the end of the year at this rate. I kind of think she's already pushing 200. Dat ass is huge and gets bigger every week. Plus she's a sturdy gal with more muscle than a man. Her calves are ginormous. She must be at least 175lb.

    The only reason she thinks she isn't fat is because the front of her stomach is flat. It passes her ED body checks! She is strong! If she has a bit of a pooch it's because she has a uterus!

    All that exercise, and she's still out-eating it enough to gain a ton of weight.
     
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    QUOTE (UtahFootBath @ 25/4/2024, 21:12) 
    Is that some of that coffee that Jen never drinks?

    Yep, from the same cafe that she only goes to once a fortnight when the “cleaning crew” are cleaning the house.

    She always gets caught out in her lies.
     
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    She’s holding out until CC and Donnie are co-owners of the Utah house with Grace and Theo, and then ninety year old Miss Jennifer Havisham will force her way in. That is, if her bunion and second bad hip even allow her to travel by then.
     
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    I don't understand how she sees the same photos/videos we do and continues to eat like that.

    I wonder whether she's developed a different ED.
     
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    The next thread title needs a croissant reference for sure. ShovelingCroissantsDownHerGulletWhileHerHairGrowsIntoAMulletLikeJen? ThreeCroissantsADayKeepsTheMenAwayLikeJen? EatingACroissantWhileReturningUnwantedToTheUtahHauntLikeJen?
     
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    who is this shit for? at least the airbnb murder shacks and rundisney shit is content. no one is interested in seeing your daily croissant.

    i can’t wait for her the french rants when she gets to paris.
     
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    Enough with the sodding croissants! :tearing-hair:
     
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    Has she made eating croissants her personality?
     
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    It’s like when she was in her phase of posting on IG and always writing “I love you” or whatever the eff it was. And then her daily running challenge where she had to post a selfie everyday. So now she is on some weird croissant project.

    She has too much free time, and too much solitary time. It’s not healthy.
     
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    Besides the grossness of Jen drying her socks on the Airbnb plates, she rubs this greasy head on all the furniture and bedding. (This was day 1 and she did not wash her nasty hair until the morning she was leaving, so it got worse from here.)

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    It's interesting that her hair doesn't grow it just snaps off.
     
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