BurstingTheSeamsOfMyAllegedSize4JeansLikeJen Pt. 455

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    QUOTE (UtahFootBath @ 25/4/2024, 20:15) 
    Jen says she doesn't like pork. She only orders bacon when they're on a cruise, or out for food. She also gets a ham and cheese omelet when she takes herself out for brunch. Other than that, no pork!

    In fairness, I love ham and bacon and whilst I’ll eat pork (mainly because my husband likes it and I don’t cook multiple meals) it isn’t my favourite.

    Ham and bacon are verrrry different in flavour to say a pork chop or roast
     
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 25/4/2024, 22:26) 

    I get that unflattering angles exist, but daaaang. And she chose to publish this!
     
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    The croissants are croissanting.
     
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    She seriously is living this divorcee life all wrong. What I would do if I had those dollars!!! I would be living it up in the lap of luxury. I would have a cute cozy home in a neighborhood I love. I would also purchase a vacation home, that I could go to whenever I choose with my kids. I would go to salons, spas and take care of myself. I would get classy clothing that fit my size and age. I would also get a personal trainer. It’s like why is she choosing to be miserable?!?
    Which, by the way, would be content worth consuming!!!!!

    Edited by WhiteChristmasIsMyFavoriteMovie - 4/25/2024, 11:32 PM
     
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    I don’t believe she ever combs or brushes it except after her once a month wash.
     
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    QUOTE (WhiteChristmasIsMyFavoriteMovie @ 25/4/2024, 23:31) 
    She seriously is living this divorcee life all wrong. What I would do if I had those dollars!!! I would be living it up in the lap of luxury. I would have a cute cozy home in a neighborhood I love. I would also purchase a vacation home, that I could go to whenever I choose with my kids. I would go to salons, spas and take care of myself. I would get classy clothing that fit my size and age. I would also get a personal trainer. It’s like why is she choosing to be miserable?!?
    Which, by the way, would be content worth consuming!!!!!

    EXACTLY!
     
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 25/4/2024, 23:06) 
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    lol Fatty Fatty Fat Fat
     
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    Do you think she has no idea croissants are fattening and should be an occasional treat and not a regular breakfast?
     
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    QUOTE (Queen Cheese @ 4/25/2024, 02:48 PM) 
    she is reminding me of this Martha on the Netflix show baby reindeer

    That woman was absolutely nuts! Based on a true story too.
     
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    i was rewatching some old videos from right after Jen announced their split and wow she was SO different. She was hopeful and cheery and still taking care of herself. Don moving on before her REALLY threw her into a spiral she hasn't come out of yet.

    I would feel sad for her because she's clearly profoundly depressed with a raging ED, but she's an asshole and I can't muster much sympathy. She's also privileged enough to be able to seek out a great therapist and get herself some meds but she stubbornly refuses.
     
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    She thought everything was going to go so differently, and she could be a part time mom with Don pining away for her.
     
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    QUOTE (WhiteChristmasIsMyFavoriteMovie @ 4/25/2024, 04:31 PM) 
    She seriously is living this divorcee life all wrong. What I would do if I had those dollars!!! I would be living it up in the lap of luxury. I would have a cute cozy home in a neighborhood I love. I would also purchase a vacation home, that I could go to whenever I choose with my kids. I would go to salons, spas and take care of myself. I would get classy clothing that fit my size and age. I would also get a personal trainer. It’s like why is she choosing to be miserable?!?
    Which, by the way, would be content worth consuming!!!!!

    Right! Gosh, the things I would do if I had access to that kind of money! I mean we do ok, and I'm content. But, still, the freedom to not worry at all and have a luxury lifestyle?
     
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    2 things I've seen from Jen that are untrue: she is NOT petite or a size less than 14. The other is she does NOT have social anxiety if she can travel alone so much to places she's never been and also filming herself talking to herself in public places.
     
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    🥸I’m guessing Euro Disney, in Paris
     
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