BurstingTheSeamsOfMyAllegedSize4JeansLikeJen Pt. 455

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    Y'all nasty. Jen only fellates baked goods now.
     
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 26/4/2024, 03:30) 
    Y'all nasty. Jen only fellates baked goods now.

    and cucumbers and serving spoons of ice cream
     
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 4/25/2024, 09:30 PM) 
    Y'all nasty. Jen only fellates baked goods now.

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    Today was a horrible day to know how to read at the Bakery.
     
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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 4/25/2024, 05:29 AM) 
    QUOTE (cupcakequeen @ 25/4/2024, 03:18) 
    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 4/25/2024, 01:44 AM) 
    OMG :jawdrop:

    OMG is right. That is so foul. We actually stay in Airbnb's a lot, but this makes me ill. The thought that she put those socks up with the plates is just so tone deaf. She has no sense of hygiene at all. What is wrong with her?

    They were clean fresh out of the dryer. 🤷‍♀️ But still, would she do that at home?

    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 25/4/2024, 01:15) 
    Anyone else watching her struggle with that hike and wondering how the fuck she’s going to be able to do the super special alumni-only 29029 event?! :snickering:

    She sure was huffing and puffing.

    Thank you for telling me. I'll admit I didn't watch the video, and only came here for the pictures. I assumed that she was hanging her socks because she has admitted multiple times that she she sweats like a rainforest. I am actually glad those socks were clean. Yikes!
     
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    LMAO, Jennifer!

    Exactly WHAT have you let go of? Serious question.

    I mean, besides your kids the days SMD picks them up?
     
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 26/4/2024, 04:13) 
    LMAO, Jennifer!

    Exactly WHAT have you let go of? Serious question.

    I mean, besides your kids the days SMD picks them up?

    Let go of hygiene standards, the paTRiaRchY was telling her she had to wipe after #1 and shower after sweating and all that nonsense.
     
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    Let go of your $$$ Don Dollars $$$ Jennifer and then we'll talk!
     
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    I mean... She did let herself go.

    Maybe that's what she thinks it means? In which case girlfriend is killing it!

    No one has let themselves go better than Jen.
     
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    Heeeyyyy…. your need for certainty and control is ruining your beautiful life…let it all go!!!…..

    Unless you serve Jennifer, in a cafe, or on a cruise ship or in a restaurant or as part of her PT team…
    You lot need to snap to attention

    Also, omg I love the bakery and have cackled like a witch over this last thread!! 😂
     
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    I don't get the croissant obsession ... Is it like the cool thing now or what ???
     
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    She doesn’t know how to make friends. She doesn’t know how to get a job. She doesn’t know how to be involved in the kid’s school. Because she never had to before. The first thing she should have done after the divorce was to volunteer at the school.
    So that is why she is pathetically alone.
     
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    QUOTE (Splurgysplurge @ 26/4/2024, 14:30) 
    I don't get the croissant obsession ... Is it like the cool thing now or what ???

    Me either I had a small one at the office the other day and wasn’t that impressed with the taste.
     
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    Well, so far the vertigo bathroom is a no show.
     
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