BurstingTheSeamsOfMyAllegedSize4JeansLikeJen Pt. 455

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    QUOTE (SyntheticThong @ 26/4/2024, 16:57) 
    QUOTE (Splurgysplurge @ 26/4/2024, 14:30) 
    I don't get the croissant obsession ... Is it like the cool thing now or what ???

    Me either I had a small one at the office the other day and wasn’t that impressed with the taste.

    not to derail the convo with more croissant talk, but trying one at the office isn't a fair shake. i wouldn't judge all burgers based on a mcdonalds happy meal.

    jen's would look better if she was getting them at better bakeries and eating them fresh.
     
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    Vertigo bathroom ^U^ come on Jen I need some form of entertainment to get me thru this Friday
    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 26/4/2024, 17:05) 
    Well, so far the vertigo bathroom is a no show.
     
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    Put.TheCroissants.Down.(AndAlsoYouDressLikeAClown)LikeJen

    Edited by LetThatSinkIn - 4/26/2024, 05:24 PM
     
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    Inspired by fiercelyprivate turning it into a verb...

    SheFindsHerLifeDauntingSoSheSpendsItCroissantingLikeJen
     
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    Is there a video today or is this when she needed to take some time off?
     
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    Isn’t Friday’s super-special community video a guaranteed advantage of helping her keep the lights on? Jen’s late for work…again.
     
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 26/4/2024, 02:39) 
    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 4/25/2024, 03:13 PM) 
    PUT. THE CROISSANTS. DOWN.

    I'm getting caught up and this made me :hearty-laugh: I read it in his voice

    I have to admit that after a million years of watching Jen I think she has finally inspired me! it's time to start exercising more. 40 will be here soon and things aren't the same. I do eat better than her so there's that . I don't want to be waddling around or huffing and puffing on an easy hiking trail :lol: thanks Jen!

    Anyone who is as active as her “stats” say should NOT be huffing and puffing on easy trails, let alone looking so haggard after wogging a disney run. I maintain that she lets her treadmill keep running while she’s not moving, let’s workout videos play as if she’s doing all of the workout but she’s certainly not.

    This is one of the most embarrassing things I will never understand. How someone could spend on average 4-5 hours a day doing “exercise” based activities and she looks like THAT and sounds like THAT just normal walking.

    Unbelievable……. her ED is more obvious than EVER!!!
     
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    QUOTE (Conventional Lemons @ 26/4/2024, 17:24) 
    Inspired by fiercelyprivate turning it into a verb...

    SheFindsHerLifeDauntingSoSheSpendsItCroissantingLikeJen

    "The croissants are croissanting" made me laugh inappropriately at work.

    In tribute -

    SheFindsHerLifeDauntingAndTheCroissantsAreCroissantingLikeJen

    Edited by Alimony and Wonder - 4/26/2024, 05:58 PM
     
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    QUOTE (Splurgysplurge @ 4/26/2024, 08:30 AM) 
    I don't get the croissant obsession ... Is it like the cool thing now or what ???

    My theory is that since she's been watching Adam Hattan, she's copying him and his friend Gary C. The concierge on the Magic, the sudden love of the butter chicken at Tiffins, and the croissants. Gary likes his croissants, and he often has them for breakfast on their trip vlogs. But he's on vacation and looks very fit otherwise, it's just a treat.
     
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    slob.

    touched the plunger then touched her face/mouth.

    gag.
     
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    Using a Cartier screwdriver to tighten screws in her cabinet. :mocking_smiley_emoticon:
     
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    You know what time it is!

     
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    Artwork is only going to add to the visual clutter in that bathroom.
     
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    I've already got a headache from the tile!
     
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    Her opening hello makes me so irrationally irritated. She always sounds so put out that she is filming. I miss the old days of the cheerful HELLO FRIENDS.
     
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