BurstingTheSeamsOfMyAllegedSize4JeansLikeJen Pt. 455

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    A random jar of water sitting on her bathroom sink. DON'T ASK! There's a 90210 mountain logo on top of it. Is it her tears from the failed 90210 volunteer experience? :shifty:

    She finally explains the bathroom Nintendo Switch situation. :lol:

    She needs a better charging situation! The kids don't play them. "They have a Switch over there (at their dad's) that they all share" it sounds like she's talking about more than 2 kids. :shifty:
     
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    So she doesn’t like the wall tile, doesn’t like the light fixtures, so why not FIX THAT?

    I mean the wall tile is a whole project but the light fixtures are something that Vicente could do in a couple of hours, and he could tighten her loose cabinet hinge at the same time.

    So much hair stuff for someone with three hairs.
     
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    QUOTE (justalurker @ 26/4/2024, 17:40) 
    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 26/4/2024, 02:39) 
    I'm getting caught up and this made me :hearty-laugh: I read it in his voice

    I have to admit that after a million years of watching Jen I think she has finally inspired me! it's time to start exercising more. 40 will be here soon and things aren't the same. I do eat better than her so there's that . I don't want to be waddling around or huffing and puffing on an easy hiking trail :lol: thanks Jen!

    Anyone who is as active as her “stats” say should NOT be huffing and puffing on easy trails, let alone looking so haggard after wogging a disney run. I maintain that she lets her treadmill keep running while she’s not moving, let’s workout videos play as if she’s doing all of the workout but she’s certainly not.

    This is one of the most embarrassing things I will never understand. How someone could spend on average 4-5 hours a day doing “exercise” based activities and she looks like THAT and sounds like THAT just normal walking.

    Unbelievable……. her ED is more obvious than EVER!!!

    She’s huffing and puffing because it’s a lot of work to haul all of that weight around. The Peloton theory wouldn’t work. It uses her watch’s heart rate to calculate her calories burned.
     
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    how is she claiming to have hair all over her bathroom?? from what???
     
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    She admits in the beginning that she's shedding hair continually but she "still has some on her head"... GET A FULL BLOODWORK PANEL DONE. AND A HAIRCUT!!!!
     
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    QUOTE (Conventional Lemons @ 26/4/2024, 17:24) 
    Inspired by fiercelyprivate turning it into a verb...

    SheFindsHerLifeDauntingSoSheSpendsItCroissantingLikeJen

    I love this 😆
     
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    She has a zillion square foot home and charges the swtiches in the bathroom. Has 2 junk drawers.

    This is going to be a sort through video so she can maybe get the motivation for ordering artwork that she's had the tabs open for 3 years on her ipad.

    If she hates all the things of the bathroom then why not renovate it??

    She has a Dyson airwrap she's never used.
     
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    I'm sure you'll all be glad to know that Jen explains her diva cup and "period underwear" usage.
     
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    I cannot imagine pissing away money on a RunDisney garbage hoard over investing in a nice bathroom.
     
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    Can she PLEASE STOP SINGING????!?!!
     
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    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 4/26/2024, 11:29 AM) 
    I'm sure you'll all be glad to know that Jen explains her diva cup and "period underwear" usage.

    :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
     
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    So all the talk about artwork in her bathroom was nonsense? She hasn’t even ordered it yet? I feel a breeze from Jen’s constant wheel spinning.
     
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    The scale she never uses! But if she ever wants to torment herself emotionally, she can pull it out! 😔

    Who is she copying with this "3 minutes twice a year" phrase she keeps repeating?
     
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    If she knows she is filming for her paying customers why does she run the dryer? Apologizes for the noise but doesn't once think, hey I can run it in 30 minutes...or whatever inane amount of time she needs to blab away to the camera. Nothing like making your support group feel second fiddle to your mundane life.
     
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    I jumped around because I get squicked out by loose hair. Her dental items were in a drawer she described as "getting a little hairy" AND also had Winnie's toothbrush? :sick:
     
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