BurstingTheSeamsOfMyAllegedSize4JeansLikeJen Pt. 455

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    The jar of water is homemade full moon water... whatever the fuck that is.

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    I thought she was going to say the water was from the reservoir in Utah where Don’s first ring is!
     
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    Keeps all her makeup because she never knows when the 'make up phase' will hit again. When some dude pays attention to her, that's when. So...
     
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    Moldy Make Up, it tracks.
     
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    She's so fucking weird.
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    The toe socks and bunion are heavily present in most shots :sick:
     
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 26/4/2024, 19:12) 
    She's so fucking weird.

    And then? Bring it inside, pour it down the nearest drain? Save it until it evaporates? WTAF?
     
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    Lol! Beauty routines. She keeps it in her bathroom to slather over her face because it'll somehow make her not look like a haggard witch. 😂😂😂

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    She has all the time and money and opportunity to make her life better. Chooses to clutter her bathroom with magical moon water like that’s the answer to all her problems. :10:
     
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    What is moon water?
     
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 26/4/2024, 19:19) 
    She has all the time and money and opportunity to make her life better. Chooses to clutter her bathroom with magical moon water like that’s the answer to all her problems. :10:

    Just like she had all of the time and money to get Winnie proper vet care and to ease her suffering when it was time, but she chose instead to listen to an animal psychic.

    She can afford real therapy but chooses life coaches and sun sign readings.
     
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 26/4/2024, 19:23) 
    What is moon water?

    Ask NASA, maybe the last rover found some.
     
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    MOON WATER? wtf…?

    man the unhealthy relationship she has with her body is *very* obvious in this video
     
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    WaterChargedByTheMoonForTheCroissantEatingLoonLikeJen
     
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