BurstingTheSeamsOfMyAllegedSize4JeansLikeJen Pt. 455

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    Does the moon water go with the astrology birth charts, which were in with the hair scrunchies? I didn't watch to see where the birth charts ended up, but why would they be in the bathroom to begin with? It seems like they'd be with the journaling crap.
     
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    I think toilet water would give a clearer indication of her future.
     
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 4/26/2024, 07:09 PM)
    Keeps all her makeup because she never knows when the 'make up phase' will hit again. When some dude pays attention to her, that's when. So...

    Sorry to say by the time she needs makeup it will be crusted over and will really needed due to being even more haggard Who puts make up brushes in drawer, don't you have them standing in a jar or upright? I guess no see , not used. This is coming from the person who precisely washed those brushes and dried down so the water wont get into the brushes bands causing the bristles loosen up and fall off? You have come a long way Jen.
     
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    QUOTE (Lucky_Me @ 4/26/2024, 10:59 AM) 
    Using a Cartier screwdriver to tighten screws in her cabinet. :mocking_smiley_emoticon:

    lmao, eat the rich.
     
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    Moon-charged and poop-misted to wash down the candy.
     
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    WillMoonWaterHelpMeAvoidMySonAndDaughter?LikeJen
     
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    I apologize, I have not read the comments from others yet so this may have come up but what the holy hell is a sift and sort. When you sift something you basically end up with the same thing. And when you sort in my mind you just put like things together. So literally you move shit around. I made it through 10 minutes and had to move on, no one has time for her brand of stupidity. She takes no pride in anything. Including herself. She needs an intervention.
     
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    She has more scrunchies than hairs on her head :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic
     
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    Moon water. So basically she’s splashing her face with stale water. You are an idiot, Jennifer.
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 26/4/2024, 19:28) 
    QUOTE (Lucky_Me @ 4/26/2024, 10:59 AM) 
    Using a Cartier screwdriver to tighten screws in her cabinet. :mocking_smiley_emoticon:

    lmao, eat the rich.

    It's the fact that she had to point out that it was Cartier. Her only flex is that she can spend a man's money.
     
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    Take away from video, Jen is a robot hates rollers and curlers, and being has no intention of having any type of femininity. I am sure her daughter will not want to use something that is 20 years old. Just shows she does the bare minimum. If I had a daughter her hair will be getting some attention for picture day and holidays. Meanwhile at RM3 Curling, makeup and drying is going on everyday.
     
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 4/26/2024, 12:28 PM)
    I think toilet water would give a clearer indication of her future.

    :hearty-laugh:

    "Why is going through bathroom cabinets and drawers so annoying?" It's not annoying for the non-depressed folks.

    The kids don't use their Switches because Jen keeps them in her bathroom and they know they aren't allowed to touch any of mommy's stuff!! Out of sight, out of mind, idiot.
     
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    QUOTE (YoYoWhaaatYooow @ 4/26/2024, 07:33 PM) 
    I apologize, I have not read the comments from others yet so this may have come up but what the holy hell is a sift and sort. When you sift something you basically end up with the same thing. And when you sort in my mind you just put like things together. So literally you move shit around. I made it through 10 minutes and had to move on, no one has time for her brand of stupidity. She takes no pride in anything. Including herself. She needs an intervention.

    Yes, another episode of Jen moving her crap around. She added a few drawer organizers from her basement bin hoard. She barely got rid of anything (besides her fallen out hair).

    I feel like if you have that much hair everywhere….there might be something wrong. She should go to a doctor and see an actual hair professional who takes care of people’s hair all day everyday. Is the reason she refuses to go to a salon because she is embarrassed about her hair? I mean, she goes for acupuncture, massages, stretching, a physical therapist, a trigger point person….I’m sure I’m missing some members of her care team…

    Edited by TheHairyChild - 4/26/2024, 07:46 PM
     
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    QUOTE (_withblunder_ @ 4/26/2024, 07:31 PM)
    WillMoonWaterHelpMeAvoidMySonAndDaughter?LikeJen

    OMG, I love you, I can't stop laughing.
     
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    She bought a sunscreen on their trip and got sunburned, so she’s questioning if it’s effective. Girl, we’ve seen you use a pea-sized amount like it’s Retina-A. That might be why you got sunburned. But she proceeds to say she’ll put the ineffective sunscreen in her pool bag. That makes sense.
     
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