BurstingTheSeamsOfMyAllegedSize4JeansLikeJen Pt. 455

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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 4/26/2024, 07:43 PM)
    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 4/26/2024, 12:28 PM)
    I think toilet water would give a clearer indication of her future.

    :hearty-laugh:

    "Why is going through bathroom cabinets and drawers so annoying?" It's not annoying for the non-depressed folks.

    The kids don't use their Switches because Jen keeps them in her bathroom and they know they aren't allowed to touch any of mommy's stuff!! Out of sight, out of mind, idiot.

    Yeap, leads me to believe she uses it as punishment. Each were so expensive but here they are in her bathroom, tell me you are hiding them without telling me you are hiding them.
     
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    One more thing why are these electronic stuff in her office, her nightstand or in the kitchen if that is where they spend so much time. I have questions!
     
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    I love going through my stuff and saying yeah you made a good purchase there girl. Jen is just a depressed donkey.
     
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    Again with the blooming flower friend. Apologizing for not updating yesterday because “the day got away from me”. Such a busy bee. Also, stop trying to compete with a real gardener with real lush hair.
     
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    Cause ‘the junk shopping got away from me…’
     
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    Why is she in such a snit? Because her Patrons forced her to work for 10 mins a month? She's being such a grouchy bitch and maybe she's trying to be self-deprecating, but she just sucks.
     
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    QUOTE (Igotmaditurnedhouseintoaplayroom @ 4/26/2024, 07:56 PM)
    One more thing why are these electronic stuff in her office, her nightstand or in the kitchen if that is where they spend so much time. I have questions!

    Correction: I meant to say NOT in her office or a more convenient place.
     
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    oh, how convenient, she has no more period cramps since Donald got gonald.
     
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    She probably got royally pissed when Dawny told her they play with the other kids at dads house. She wanted to be the cool mom to get them each one, then finds out they share on at ‘that house’.
     
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    Give the scrunchies to CC to keep in her stuff. Perhaps if she sees them they will inspire her. Perhaps it Disney and that is why she is rejecting them.
     
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    QUOTE (YoYoWhaaatYooow @ 26/4/2024, 19:33) 
    I apologize, I have not read the comments from others yet so this may have come up but what the holy hell is a sift and sort. When you sift something you basically end up with the same thing. And when you sort in my mind you just put like things together. So literally you move shit around. I made it through 10 minutes and had to move on, no one has time for her brand of stupidity. She takes no pride in anything. Including herself. She needs an intervention.

    For people with diagnosed hoarding disorders, the terminology is churning.
     
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    I'm 4.5 months pp, and the shedding is REAL.

    I would feel for her, but she's a DOUCHE CANOE.

    So, I don't.
     
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    Jen with a Diva cup gives off all sorts of bad. That is one cup missing the Diva.
     
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    Jenny thinks so highly of herself, like everyone was waiting patiently for a plant update.

    “I’m sorry you guys.” She literally thinks people are waiting for her plant posts 🤪

    Yeah, Jenbo. Thank goodness you updated us. I was so curious all day about the progress of the plant.

    Nobody gives a fuck!
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 4/26/2024, 08:04 PM) 
    oh, how convenient, she has no more period cramps since Donald got gonald.

    Well no one is there to bring her chocolate to ease them, or a nice warm heating pad. Of course they are gone they are like everything in her life, only for attention. She will try to get Dawny to pamper her as he gets older, hopefully he will be a typical teen boy who hates her.
     
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