BurstingTheSeamsOfMyAllegedSize4JeansLikeJen Pt. 455

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    Maybe it's actually Moon Moon water :snickering:
     
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    Maybe SMD brought the moon water back from his latest space mission? :alienff:
     
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    Girlfriend is PISSED! She thought she was gonna be the Christmas winner and get the kids the BEST gift for Christmas and then she finds out they have one already at their dads!
     
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    QUOTE (SeasonedWood @ 26/4/2024, 18:41) 
    I jumped around because I get squicked out by loose hair. Her dental items were in a drawer she described as "getting a little hairy" AND also had Winnie's toothbrush? :sick:

    I’m with you on the hair aversion!!!DISGUSTING! She can’t clean a brush, drawer, or hair tie as they are used?! I can’t watch this.🤮🤮🤮
     
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    I have long, thick hair that sheds a lot. My hair ties never have hair stuck all over them! That's vile.
     
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    “Well, since you already have one Switch at your Dad’s house, I guess you don’t need these so Mommy will just keep them!” *Nostril-flaring Jen stomps off with her hurt feelings and regrets*
     
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    Watching this video you would never think this woman used to have a username with the word organized in it...
     
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    She should buy those tiny little scunchies for babies. They'd be easier on her hair than tight elastic bands.
     
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    Lie: You do not use tweezers. 41:12

    I wish you would.
     
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    Notices her retainer / night guard. Calls it “really gross” and then proceeds to open it and fondle it before touching everything else in her bathroom. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    I think all the mention of hair is a real concern that it’s all falling out. I shed a lot & always have. I have extremely thick hair (and a lot of it) so it’s never been concerning. If I had her amount of hair I’d be focused on it as well.
     
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    Why the hell is she apologizing to us for her not updating us on her plant? Who cares!!!
     
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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 26/4/2024, 22:16) 
    Why the hell is she apologizing to us for her not updating us on her plant? Who cares!!!

    Her overinflated sense of self-importance.
     
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 4/26/2024, 12:18 PM) 
    Lol! Beauty routines. She keeps it in her bathroom to slather over her face because it'll somehow make her not look like a haggard witch. 😂😂😂

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    OMG! That's such a bunch of hooey!
     
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    She is so gullible. If only someone would come along and talk her out of most of her money.
     
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 26/4/2024, 22:25) 
    She is so gullible. If only someone would come along and talk her out of most of her money.

    They are working on it ;)
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