BurstingTheSeamsOfMyAllegedSize4JeansLikeJen Pt. 455

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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 4/27/2024, 12:48 PM) 
    If she really thinks her traveling is an FU to the Ross famjam, add that to the List of Delusions she should be keeping.

    I bet the Ross group gives no thought whatsoever about Jenny. And they probably dread going to the quarterly grandparent day at Jenny's.
     
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 27/4/2024, 02:36) 
    QUOTE (JudgyPants @ 4/26/2024, 08:31 PM) 
    Imagine having a casual conversation about body lotion, and saying you don’t need to use it because the bath bombs you use leave an oily film on your body
    (Also known as reason #732 why Bakers don’t use ‘other peoples’ baths ☠️

    I feel really bad for her housekeeper(s). Oil and grease all over her tub. :20130930103114-64d41b31: I hope they get hazard pay.


    I don’t for a minute believe she is bathing. She said she doesn’t wash her arms or legs so- no- she’s not bathing. She just shows the bombs. Same for the shower — only on hair wash day.
     
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    Jen’s lip treatment claims. We’ve all seen those nasty lips.

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    Jenny’s air plant saga reminds me of something I did during the pandemic lockdown. I was slicing a kiwi and one slice looked just like a smiling face with seed eyes. Every day I would place Koa the Kiwi in a different location and take a picture. He’d be grinning by my electric toothbrush or sitting in a plant or reading a book. I sent the photos to my three best friends every day - just to be funny. This went on for three weeks, but I never thought Koa needed to be on instagram…
     
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    QUOTE (parrothead1 @ 4/27/2024, 04:48 PM) 
    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 27/4/2024, 02:36) 
    I feel really bad for her housekeeper(s). Oil and grease all over her tub. :20130930103114-64d41b31: I hope they get hazard pay.

    I don’t for a minute believe she is bathing. She said she doesn’t wash her arms or legs so- no- she’s not bathing. She just shows the bombs. Same for the shower — only on hair wash day.

    Bathing—no. Sitting in a tub of oily water eating a plate of food—yes. :b_wink:
     
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    What is the deal with her and this plant? Get a room.
     
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    I’m just waiting for Jen to start saying, “My dear friend said sometimes plants will produce new blooms every day!” “I’ve been spending afternoons chatting with my dear friend.” “Now that the weather is nice, I’ve been spending time outside having a drink with my dear friend.”

    (Her “dear friend” has more hair.)

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    She thinks she's a certain Mrs Ross with a certain garden. Embarrassing.
     
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    QUOTE ([color=yellow]Aloner Like Jen[/color] @ 27/4/2024, 15:27) 
    I love how she pointed out that the Stoney Clover headbands don’t fit her head as she put them back in the drawer. She has way too many scrunchies for someone with so little hair.

    That Was Too Many scrunchies
     
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    QUOTE (BannedInUtah @ 4/27/2024, 04:06 PM) 
    Maybe she wants the kids to choose to live with SMD so she doesn't seem so callous and receive the Jenions pity. "I didn't treat them like shit their entire lifes, they chose their dad and left me."

    I 100% think this is what she's setting them up for. It's just a matter of time before they ask to live with Don full time. She will want them to make that decision because she knows she can't/won't make that decision herself despite her actions that prove time and again how much she resents being a mom. She's been laying the groundwork for this to happen for years now. She's a POS. Just imagine what she doesn't show the internet.
     
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    Her bunion when she is going through the cord drawer…it won’t let me upload a pic but her foot is literally in the shape of a question mark because of that thing!

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    I just finished the second season of Dirty John which was about Betty Broderick. I could see Jen being a total nutcase about Tens when she first found out. The only difference was Betty seemed to actually want to see her kids.
     
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    She keeps saying that CC hasn’t shown any interest in this or that, one of her multiple possessions. I’m sure when CC did show interest in something, she went, “NO, THIS IS MOMMY’S” one too many times and now CC is too afraid to show interest in any of her things.
     
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    QUOTE (LateKate @ 4/27/2024, 09:51 PM) 
    She keeps saying that CC hasn’t shown any interest in this or that, one of her multiple possessions. I’m sure when CC did show interest in something, she went, “NO, THIS IS MOMMY’S” one too many times and now CC is too afraid to show interest in any of her things.

    That’s one of the things that makes me nuts about how she treats her children. It’s her job to introduce new things to them, not wait on them to ask. Just like saying they won’t eat anything but grilled cheese, broccoli, bacteria rice, cardboard pizza, etc. How will they learn about other foods if nobody offers it to them?

    But then again she is one of the parents who waited on the kids to notice Daddy was gone and left it up to a couple of preschoolers to ask where Daddy sleeps.
     
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