SheFindsHerLifeDauntingSoSheSpendsItCroissantingLikeJen Pt. 456

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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 5/1/2024, 02:02 PM) 
    I'm so shook. 🙄

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    Didn't I tell y'all....she's surprised it May already. 🙄
     
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    Soon, we are never going to see Jen in her size four jeans again because even those won’t fit her after her manic croissant phase.
     
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 1/5/2024, 20:03) 
    I’ve never see someone make croissants their personality

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    You know this idiot had to be bending so awkwardly in order to get her stupid feet in that shot along with that stupid croissant. Wish someone took a picture of her taking that picture lol
     
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    Does she think her croissant obsession is cute? It’s about as cute as her refusal to shower.
     
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    I just had some celery with some gwawk-a-mollay. I wanted to shove the whole piece in my mouth but I am not a barbarian.
     
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 1/5/2024, 21:56) 
    Does she think her croissant obsession is cute? It’s about as cute as her refusal to shower.

    Quirky-cute! Look at me! I am like Amelie! Like a garden gnome except a croissant!

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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 1/5/2024, 21:56) 
    I just had some celery with some gwawk-a-mollay. I wanted to shove the whole piece in my mouth but I am not a barbarian.

    I had cucumber with gawk-a-mollay earlier. I also had a croissant fresh from a bakery this morning. :nervous:

    I did not take and post a photo of me eating the croissant though.
     
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    QUOTE (HampTens @ 1/5/2024, 22:34) 
    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 1/5/2024, 21:56) 
    I just had some celery with some gwawk-a-mollay. I wanted to shove the whole piece in my mouth but I am not a barbarian.

    I had cucumber with gawk-a-mollay earlier. I also had a croissant fresh from a bakery this morning. :nervous:

    I did not take and post a photo of me eating the croissant though.

    If you didn’t take a picture and post that you were eating the croissant did it really even happen???
     
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    The brand she was “influenced” by is called Unicorn Snot?!

    I mean, she’s so gross so it tracks that she will put that all over her body 🤣

    I wonder if this sparkly shit is for her Taylor Swift outfit.
     
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    QUOTE (SyntheticThong @ 1/5/2024, 22:42) 
    QUOTE (HampTens @ 1/5/2024, 22:34) 
    I had cucumber with gawk-a-mollay earlier. I also had a croissant fresh from a bakery this morning. :nervous:

    I did not take and post a photo of me eating the croissant though.

    If you didn’t take a picture and post that you were eating the croissant did it really even happen???

    I should be more like Jen and photo and journal everything I do for “ memory keeping purposes.” I don’t have the receipt though…darn it. Won’t have that for my memory journal. :very-sad-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    Did she complain about the SPF not doing anything in her bathroom video just to justify buying unicorn snot?
     
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    Unicorn snot? :hearty-laugh:
     
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 5/1/2024, 10:57 PM) 
    The brand she was “influenced” by is called Unicorn Snot?!

    I mean, she’s so gross so it tracks that she will put that all over her body 🤣

    I wonder if this sparkly shit is for her Taylor Swift outfit.

    Yep first thing I thought was "This is for her Taylor Swift concert."
     
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    This bitch needs to be put on the spot tonight and asked what city she’s going to to see TS.

    Will she admit that she’s going to see her in Paris and prove that she doesn’t in fact ever put her children first, since she changed the parenting schedule to be far away from her love podiums on Mother’s Day?!

    FFS, Patrons… make yourself useful for once :snickering:
     
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 5/1/2024, 04:14 PM) 
    This bitch needs to be put on the spot tonight and asked what city she’s going to to see TS.

    Will she admit that she’s going to see her in Paris and prove that she doesn’t in fact ever put her children first, since she changed the parenting schedule to be far away from her love podiums on Mother’s Day?!

    FFS, Patrons… make yourself useful for once :snickering:

    And don't look at me to do it, lurkers. I need to keep a low profile. Jump in there and do your part and I'll report back.
     
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