IsItStillSocialDistancingIfYouHaveNoFriendsLikeJen Pt. 132

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    I only know who she is because of the bakery and something about her throwing a cat?? 🤣

    QUOTE (MartiniMonday @ 26/3/2020, 02:55) 
    Slightly off topic: Laken mentioned in her newest vlog “How did you find me?” I didn’t think “the Jen thread on The Gossip Bakery” was the right answer. 😜

    Edit: forgot end quote
     
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    QUOTE (Goomie @ 26/3/2020, 02:42) 
    Oh!!! I know what I wanted to post yesterday and forgot!! Remember when she showed the "French braid" she did to Charlotte's hair? Did you notice how thin the bottom of that braid was?? When I first saw it, it was before she showed the braid and I was shocked at how thin it was. Is it because of the braid?? No, right??

    And I did notice the negotiating with a narcissist podcast on her phone. It's a little late to be thinking about that, isn't it Jen? Or did you mean to send that Don's way?

    It shouldn't if it is a proper French braid - typically, you start with only a few strand and progressively add more until you have all the hair in the braid. So it should be bigger at the end than at the beginning.

    The only reason it would be thinner at the end is if the ends of the hair is broken/uneven/split ends, so the hair is thinner at the tip than at the top. Given her love of haircuts, maybe Charlotte doesn't go to the hairdresser/grooming station in the craftice often enouogh.
     
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    QUOTE (MissReview @ 3/26/2020, 03:42 AM) 
    QUOTE (Goomie @ 26/3/2020, 02:42) 
    Oh!!! I know what I wanted to post yesterday and forgot!! Remember when she showed the "French braid" she did to Charlotte's hair? Did you notice how thin the bottom of that braid was?? When I first saw it, it was before she showed the braid and I was shocked at how thin it was. Is it because of the braid?? No, right??

    And I did notice the negotiating with a narcissist podcast on her phone. It's a little late to be thinking about that, isn't it Jen? Or did you mean to send that Don's way?

    It shouldn't if it is a proper French braid - typically, you start with only a few strand and progressively add more until you have all the hair in the braid. So it should be bigger at the end than at the beginning.

    The only reason it would be thinner at the end is if the ends of the hair is broken/uneven/split ends, so the hair is thinner at the tip than at the top. Given her love of haircuts, maybe Charlotte doesn't go to the hairdresser/grooming station in the craftice often enouogh.

    Thanks for the explanation. I had boys so I have no clue about French braiding. But from what I've seen, the tail of it is usually thick. Jen did say she didn't really know how to French braid, so I guess the thin tail can be explained that way. I thought maybe Charlotte's hair was thinning.
     
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    Wait, did the Utah house get put into Don and Emily's name? Maybe I just thought I read that at one point. If so I wonder if Jen can vacation there when the family isn't there, simply because Don's name is on it? I think they are letting her go for now until the divorce is finalized so things don't get too ugly. Once it's finalized things will be awkward around the Ross family whether she wants to believe it or not. Don's new partner will be who they baby and fawn all over.

    I feel so sorry for Teets. I think her screaming is just wanting attention. I honestly think Jen ignores that poor child. You can tell on IG that Teets wants to show off her toys or what she's doing and Jen just ignores her and keeps the camera on Homer. Jen has some real resentment issues with Charlotte.
     
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    Watching “week later update”
    Coping and cleaning.

    God she’s so self absorbed. As if she’s the only American or PERSON going through this difficult time. She’s gotta give us an update on her situation.
    AKA all our situation. Except she’s sitting in her paid off house sipping tea and basically zero life style change from before.

    Feel all the feelings. Shitquotes.

    What’s with her pussy footing around “pretending to feel a certain way bc I believed I had to in order to be a good ____ fill in the blank.” Ok so pretending to be into Dons hyper sexuality because she was a good wife? “I’m not gonna show you any of my under things.....*flashback to early Jen being so coy and private with her underwear of choice- fast forward to sharing sex chart*

    Re: her fluctuating moods : She wanted to reassure everyone she is mentally stable. (Right....)

    More commentary about feelings needed to be felt. So deep, Jen.

    Mental regurgitation of her to do list for us. “I want to clean the bathrooms...”

    And then her closing gym shots. Her “I’m back in workout frenzy mania mode so look how good I look” shameless selfie mirror filming. She’s so transparent.
     
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    If she chooses to wear a ring because she’s still married, why would she want to wear the ETERNITY band, of all things?! The wedding band makes sense but a ring to symbolize FOREVER just seems stupid. Since she’s feeling all her feelings, why doesn’t she get honest with herself and admit it’s because the eternity ring is the flashiest and most impressive?

    Gotta love these comments:

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    I was going to crop out the video until I realized it showed Jen filming Jen filming Jen (or something like that). A double dose of her favorite subject.

    “Virutal” hugs. Is that something you do during a virus outbreak? And the meat comment :thumbs-up:

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    I find it weird to wear a band when the relationship is over. I certainly would never do that.
     
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    She hasn’t shown herself cooking anything substantial in a REALLY long time. She makes snacks like sandwiches and veggies. She must give the kids all those instant meals for dinner
     
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 25/3/2020, 13:32)
    I just finished the video and there was very little actual cleaning wtf. useless waste of time

    What did you expect? It’s Jen. She’s useless.


    QUOTE (IfYouWill @ 25/3/2020, 17:05)
    Have CC and Donnie ever heard the word no? I think CC is cute but she can be so annoying when Jen is filming.

    CC is turning into a brat :rubbing-hands-in-excitement-smi

    She has figured out that she can do what she likes when the camera is on and get away with it.
     
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    Anyone else find it odd that not only is she talking about dating but that she plans on “taking us along”? So we'll be privy to her new dating life. Seriously.... :being-confused-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    Since Jen will be waking up soon to start her excessive exercise routine, I just need to comment on her bragging about getting up so early.

    I had to talk my daughter down today because she was losing it. She works full-time from home and has three young children (two in school and one in daycare). Of course they’re all home now for at least another 7 weeks. She’s having to get up at 3 am to be able to work for several hours before the kids wake up (if she’s lucky). She had to give up her early morning workouts because she just doesn’t have time. Some nights the toddler keeps her up and she gets almost no sleep. Plus she’s having to help the two older ones with school work. She still has to cook and clean. And they’re starting to have financial stress like so many others now.

    I say all this to say I want to :hi-computer-smiley-emoticon: when Jen starts whining about feeling her feelings and faking concern for all “her people”. Showing her all-day workout routine. Showing all her hoarded food. Talking about all the places she plans to travel. Saying she doesn’t have her groceries delivered because she’s freeing up that service for those who can’t get out (but she doesn’t have a problem clearing the store shelves and ice cream freezer). And getting all giddy when Don has the kids.

    Yet according to the Jenions, she’s the epitome of all that’s right with the world.🤮
     
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    QUOTE (PrettyNeatDivorce @ 26/3/2020, 01:38) 
    QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 3/26/2020, 12:22 AM) 
    Wedding_Ring_Jen

    She looks like she crawled out of a swamp. Carrie looked more attractive after having pig blood thrown on her.

    Before this she was talking about how she didnt want to blow dry her hair. I dont understand why she is sooooo opposed to using a blow dryer. As thin as her hair is it would take less than 5 min. I have thin hair and blow drying it makesit look SO much better vs air drying. She looks like a homeless person to have so much $$
     
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    QUOTE (PrettyNeatDivorce @ 26/3/2020, 01:38) 
    QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 3/26/2020, 12:22 AM) 
    Wedding_Ring_Jen

    She looks like she crawled out of a swamp. Carrie looked more attractive after having pig blood thrown on her.

    She's still fugly, weight or no weight!!! Who the heck would want to date her??? She's ugly inside and out, she has really nothing to offer!!!

    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 26/3/2020, 04:12) 
    If she chooses to wear a ring because she’s still married, why would she want to wear the ETERNITY band, of all things?! The wedding band makes sense but a ring to symbolize FOREVER just seems stupid. Since she’s feeling all her feelings, why doesn’t she get honest with herself and admit it’s because the eternity ring is the flashiest and most impressive?

    Gotta love these comments:

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc11438463/...0A07FC8AA5.jpeg)

    I was going to crop out the video until I realized it showed Jen filming Jen filming Jen (or something like that). A double dose of her favorite subject.

    “Virutal” hugs. Is that something you do during a virus outbreak? And the meat comment :thumbs-up:

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc11438463/...CEA948E1EF.jpeg)

    She's wearing the eternity ring, because she'll have Don's money forever (or until kids are 18) !!!!
     
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    I wish I could be in that house when their divorce is finalized and she takes that damn ring off
    Will she have some sort of nutty ass ceremony?
    Will she play some Celine Dion and bury it in the backyard
    Light a fire, throw it in and eat a big steak
     
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    The double speak is exhausting. What the f**k does "feeling your feelings" even mean?? They are feelings, that's all you have to do with them. I can't even with her right now. She overcomplicates everything to such an enormous degree. No wonder Don must have felt completely exhausted with her BS. He must be thanking his lucky stars he is out of that shit show.
     
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